it's not my fault. i can't help it, god made me fabulous.

You're the best man. Please say hi back.

Roger: Haha, thanks.

Made this here with all this ice out in the booth
at the gate outside when they pull up they gimme loot
yeah jumpout boys thats nike hopping out coupes

sick o maode

If I get below a 50 on my first exam that’s worth 15%, is it still possible to get an A if I ace everything else?

Roger: I think so.

Fortnite rules kids

Who would ever play Fortnine? It's complete GARBAGE!!

Remember kids, we're still hiring!!!

yo was up. adifviehfvbhldfhvldbhlafsvadflvhqedafvlbadfslvbhlkadfsvbkhladsfvbadfhvlhbadfvadbhf

I'm so worried. I'm retaking MAT 143 because I have a difficulty with math, and I accidentally forgot to do some work for it, as well as not been able to do too well in it so far. I really don't want to retake this again and have wasted my money. I know it's still early-ish in the semester (started Jan. 5th) and I can still bring my grade up but... Please pray for me.

Alright time to ACE this test!
*flips to question one* ummmm idk
*flips to question two but its answer is based off of question one*
bye Felicia

Things will get better y'all. Peppermint tea is calming and so is yoga. Internal screaming*

This is the first time I have an A in my science class. Please pray I can keep it!

Hi roger, im going to try to be you

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Roger: It worked!

if it's possible, could you take my ib exam in may for me? thanks... I need the help :(

Roger: As long as it’s not history or any foreign languages.

Hi Mr. Chen. My name is Koki and I love your calculator. I love it more than my left kidney. It is my second favorite hub of all time, second to only github. As a side note, I like to program and upload Japanese Manga stories and commit and push them to github. You should go check it out. I’m actually somewhat of a hub connoisseur myself. My schoolmate acquaintances don’t call me “Kokihub” for nothing. I only eat food from GrubHub, and I actually get my car insurance from there as well. I have a list of hubs I use on ListHub. That’s how hardcore I am. I happen to even know that MineHub isn’t actually my hub, but a hub for mining and resource collection. I actually work at a hub, but I can’t say which hub because it’s classified. Call me James Bond. Tire experts are created by me, for me.

Roger: I originally “RogerHub” because of USB hubs.

What is the minimal grade for every class I need to have to go to Harvard grade 9 btw

My name is Martin xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

the overload of cps students here is certainly something lmao

so um... any advice to become roger further and ascend into math greatness. Obviously plan A failed and I am having problems developing plan B. Considering aborting the mission.

Roger
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Hey Roger, I am you now.

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Roger: Close enough.

Roger: I learned a lot of math by taking prep classes for the AMC and AIME competitions in high school.

this is the first place i come when i'm crying about a midterm

O have a 94 average in my science class. I just made a 69 on a quiz. What is my new average and what will I have to do in order to maintain a 94 average?

Roger: It depends on how much your quiz is worth. Try out the calculator mode labeled “I need something else”. It should be able to help.

Report cards are coming in a week and I had to get an ugly 68 on my major test :(. I have two projects I’m falling behind and putting all my efforts into them but it’s just not working out :(. The projects are due Monday and I have TWO to do since my teacher wants detail on the building. Also my teacher hasn’t told me about re tests yet, hopefully theyre before the report card. Right now I just wanna eat some beans with garlic bread in my bed as I watch iCarly.

I need at least a 40 im gucci

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hey..i need help like ugh ..i am doing nursing school and how many quizzes can i fail in order to get 75% in class.. ive got 24 quizzes each worth 2 percent..

Roger: I suppose you could score 0 on up to 12 quizzes (24%) and still get a 75% overall grade.

hit me up with them friendcodes for a link main instead of studying :)))))

Done with this school thing

I currently have a 70.4% in my class, I need a 78% overall to pass the class, I have 2 exams remaining that’s worth 55% and 3 quizzes left that’s work 5%(1% each) and a HESI that will be worth 20%...
Overall there are (4 Unit Exams..55%)
(5 weekly Quizes 5%.{1%each}) and (1specialty exam HESI...20%)....
What do I need to get on the rest of my test to get up to a 78% to pass

Roger: What did you score on your past exams and quizzes? What’s the other 20% of your grade made of? Try out the calculator mode labeled “I need something else”. It should be able to answer your question.

I need a 114, I am screwed

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Woot woot got a 107 in Trig!

y u sad?

Dread it. Run from it. Finals still arrive.
I know what it's like to fail. To feel so desperately for an A, yet to fail all the same

Fun isn't something one considers when studying for finals. But this doesn't put a smile on my face

You should have gone.....you should have for the dropout

Reality is often disappointing.....but now.......it is even worse than before

yo was up its ya boi

i am a senior and all i want now is the sweet embrace of graduation. i used to use this calculator during my junior year because i was constantly stressed and let my grades define my self worth. kids, don't let grades make or break your confidence in yourself. you can have a great GPA and a poo personality. or vise versa i guess but who cares. just dont let one thing control who you are

i was just scrolling through the comments, and i found one that was basically saying that we complain a lot and it's our fault our grades are bad and all that jazz. idk why, but it kinda pissed me off so here i am
first off, it was stated our full time occupation is a student so grades below 95% is bad.
a lot of students aren't just students. kids participate in sports, clubs, extracurricular activities, and some even have jobs. most of these things don't really work with your normal eight hour school days so more often than not you aren't left with a lot of time to do school work. this doesn't even account for the fact some kids take ap and dual credit courses and honestly, i could go into a whole other rant on that by itself.
secondly, not every school and teacher is the same. some teachers genuinely suck and probably shouldn't be teachers in the first place so it's left to the student to do a lot of self teaching. even then, some support systems offered at school is awful and rarely ever help the actual kid out.
lastly, i'm assuming most adults nowadays wouldn't even really be able to understand what the heck is being taught in modern day classrooms anymore. nearly every adult i've asked who isn't an educator has trouble with even the simplest things so it's hard to take someone who can't even understand how to find corresponding angles in a triangle seriously.
sorry for the rant, the comment just really annoyed me and i wanted to get it off my chest.

I have a 89 in my class I want a 95 and my final grade is 15 percent

I'm colonizing mars tomorrow

I need a 100.33% in the next semester and my final to get an A in Algebra 2H. Welp.

all i need as a 100 till i have a 100% in band

Help!! I have an essay test tomorrow that I'm not ready for and a debate with a bunch of people who don't know what they're doing. Well good grades it was nice knowing you

workin on my jumper #weworkin #brotherlylove #philly

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW I FAILED ALGEBRA

So, I slept 4 hours last night only to fail the test anyway. AND I got the bell ringer wrong. Yay... ready for my grade to plummet into the same abyss my reputation fell into.

Hey Roger. Just wanted to say hi. Enjoy the rest of your day :)

Roger: Thanks!

Help

does anyone have any advice for studying... and boy problems

ay what did yall think of the anthem beta

All you people are dumb. Now that it's Black History Month, nothing can stop me b

hey roger,

do you have any advice for someone who procrastinates a lot?

Roger: Sleep more, get a “to-do” list, and change up your daily routine so you don’t have to do things at the same time every day.