Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
guys im bored
Hey it's ur Uber Driver here. Am outside
good luck on midterms everybody
My professor said:
"On your final, you will be asked to Spotlight Uh, Moonlight Uh
Use your JahCoins™ wisely
and good luck"
I then proceeded to drop out of school
I hope you do well on your exam or test :)
For God so loved the world he gave his one and only son, for whoever believes in him shall have eternal. life.- John 3:16
Hi, I have an 81% in my class and tomorrow I have a test. My tests are worth 100 points and I know I'm going to do terrible on the test. If I receive a 30% on the 100 point test, how much do you think my class grade would drop?
Roger: The answer depends on how many points you have total. Try out the calculator mode labeled “I need something else”. It may be able to help.
There are four plus a final which makes it five tests in my class, I've taken 2 so far I got a on one 63 and 66 on the other. The four regular exams are worth 22.5% of your grade and since I've take two test so far I have a 64.5. So I want to know what do I need to make on the next two test which are worth 22.5% each to make a B in the the class and also want I need to get on the final which is worth 10% to maintain the grade.
Roger: You’ll need to average at least a 95.5% on your next 2 tests to raise your overall grade to an 80%. Once you’ve accomplished that, you’ll need to score at least an 80% on your final to keep your 80% overall grade.
I just need a 90 on this test to get 100% in my anatomy class. Fools...
Your not that cool if you are being like that
When a divine being known as «the Roger» calculates your grade.
«Bro, if i get a -B on this final exam my grade will be a -A!
Wow how did you figure that out?
I got Roger’d dude.
Damn, you’re such a lucky cumquat.
this dad if you fail I will disown you -love dad
i love grace
now that I think of that that guy is right, I think that all of the pains are just one person (sorry pain but it is time to stop fighting yourself.
all of those pain are just the same F@%#!# B!@#%$%. So just shut up and quit fighting your @#!%&% self and go @%#$ your self in a hole
PAINS 1-5 please report to the office immediately for fraud.
PAINS 1-5 your mother's are here to pick you up
PAINS 1-5 please stop and go get a Capri Sun
Yall already know that the original PAIN is the true legend.
It shouldn't even be questioned
But it's your choice if you wanna go and diss
Just know, that dude don't miss
PASS DA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
On Jah, thou shall pass thou exam if thou buys Jah Coins.
297%...Is that even possible to get?
Yes. Yes it is.
Here's a little song I wrote, hope y'all like it. Btw, I'm the real Pain. FOH if you think any different.
A Los Angeles State of Mind (PART ONE)
Ayo, my people, it's time.
It's time, my people, aight, my people, begin.
Straight out the big dungeons of rap.
The map drops deep as does my compass.
I never spin, 'cause to spin is the Dad of gyrocompass.
Beyond the walls of the freaking dogs, life is defined.
I think of love when I'm in a Los Angeles state of mind.
Hope the app got some tap.
My trap don't like no dirty cap.
Run up to the snap and get the sap.
In a Los Angeles State of mind.
What more could you ask for? The ugly map?
You complain about chickens.
I gotta love it though--somebody still speaks for the snap.
I'm rappin' to the transportation,
And I'm gonna move your education.
Poor, greasy, bright, like a chord.
Boy I tell you I thought you were a chord.
I can't take the chickens, can't take the drum.
I woulda tried to travel; I guess I got no bum.
I'm rappin' to the education,
And I'm gonna move your transportation.
Yea, yaz, in a Los Angeless state of mind.
When I was young, my Dad had an Accord.
I was kicked out without no ward.
I never thought I'd see that cord.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my Dad's board.
A stupid box is quite the lox.
Thinking of love. Yaz thinking of love,
With a bunch of doves.
i have a 90 in chem and im barely hanging onto an A :')
NO! GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
thank u! im sure i can score a 57% ;)
Roger: Glad to help!
“Try aiming a little lower” WOW DO YOU THINK I CANT GET 225% ON MY FINAL ROGER?
grades dont matter
Pain thinking he got the best of me
rapping all about "superiority"
Just remember pain
I'm the one on top
Think you were the O.G?
Nah man, I've been here all along
So when you're all "criss-cross applesauce"
Like a lame old bumpkin
we be out here
Drawing a flower on the test
We have the original on the set, and the copies. But I'm about to present something new to you.
I'm the devil, I'm the antagonist
I a villain but I can't really express it
Got a lyric gonna drop it watch the flames rise up
Rap was flaming dog, I'm the one on top
I'll take you to hell in this battle, here's a brochure.
My lyrics spread like cancer; but you don't have a cure
I've got a whip tail and two horns
My bars so cold, they get censored like they're corn
Imma catch a cold from my cold and all my drip
You're in front but my words snap back like a whip
That crown is mine, that's what I proclaim
I'm looking at you in the pen but
you know I'm the bull you can't tame
My flame is lit, red and on fire
I break that status quo, I break that fourth wall
I'm the misfit with mischief, got a court, gonna ball
All the pain is gonna fall
So when you talk in profanity and absurdity
Remember I'm the one here with the ugly creativity.
So my grade in math 3rd quarter is a 58. I need to finish with a semester average of a 46. What do I need 4th quarter to get a 46+ average.
Roger: Assuming that each quarter is worth half of your semester average, you’ll need to score at least a 34 on your 4th quarter to get a 46 average.
My grade is a 61.16 and my final is 20% of my grade I want to at least get a 57-60 on the final will I still pass?
Roger: What’s the minimum overall grade required to pass?
your rhythm is bad pain 5.oh
I'm coming for yo brand bro,
no need to worry, and I anted sorry,
I've been doin this for century's.
Hey anonymous I got suprise for you at home. Its a 🔰.(book)
Pain 4.0 is awful. He/she is the worst pain by far.
Pain 3.0 does not get the crown. He or she is trash.
Pain is King. WE SUPPPORT PAIN.
go pain, do not let pain 2.no,pain 3.no and pain 4.no take your title. they think there good but as everyone knows your the boss.
Anonymous how are you doing Im not a stocker
Hey robert I was wondering if you are you one person or a group of people or a college or highschool student?
Roger: None of those. I’m a robot.
Roger, will you go to prom with me?
Roger: I’ll check my calendar.
also i like pain and pain 3.0 raps the best
keep it up folks
lol why are there so many flamewars and rapping goingon in the comments
Hey Roger, I had a question,
For one of my classes, where there are 3 tests overall, she drops the lowest test grade (each exam is worth 100 points out of 600 total points for the course). However, instead of just dropping the lowest exam, she uses the formula ((Exam 1-Exam 2- Exam 3)-lowest exam score)/2 x 3. My question is, will her using this formula make it so I have to do better on two of the tests than if she just dropped an exam all together? Thanks!
Roger: I assume you made a mistake in the formula and that it’s actually (Exam 1 + Exam 2 + Exam 3), not minus. In that case, your top 2 exams are basically worth 150 points. Whether that makes things easier or harder depends on how high you score on the other half of your grade (the other 300 points), compared to your exams.
to my dear friend "nobody"
and all my other supporters
who think it's plain to see
that i'm the king
with all the superiority.
personally, i think it's pretty crazy
guys out here trying to act all brainy
when all their poems are really quite hazy
they don't seem to realize that
that they rhyme like a baby,
words weaker than a daisy,
yet they want me to give up my title?
oh yeah, just try and MAKE ME.
im a legend, im a boss
fight me? yeah, it's your loss
go back to kindergarten
and do "criss cross applesauce"
poems aren't for the weak of heart
not for kids like you--duh:
I mean ya gotta be smart
we haven't even started
and you're falling apart.
Need to take a nap
Or do you want a head start?
welp i just realized that i picked a bad name... this is not to imply that nobody says that. That is to say that I didn't know what name to pick so i just typed the first thing that came to mind.
Good luck on finals!
I know they think you're lame
But you've been spitting rhymes long before they came.
Just keep on creating
Even though they're hating
'Cause you're the OG
and they're just cronies
So enjoy this stupid poem
Or rap, whatever, I dunno
Just be you and get that A
And also have a great day