There’s no perfect product.

On Newegg, RMA and DOA stories make you feel as if everything sucks.

There are lot of complaints about web hosting services and I had to look through hundreds to come to the right one.

So, if you’re wondering how much something sucks, ask the Internet. And when I say Internet, I mean Google.

In Google’s all-powerful searchbar, type in

"[Product] sucks"
(Make sure you include the quotes. This makes google search for both of the words together instead of separately.)

After you get your results, look for the number of result pages that you get. This is the suckage rating.

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So, to see how much Real Player sucks, do a Google search on "Real Player Sucks"

If a product has a space, or if it has multiple names, add the totals from all the searches combined.

For example,
IE Sucks returns 45200 results (at the time of writing) and Internet Explorer Sucks returns 13900 results. So, Internet Explorer’s suckage rating is 59100.

A search for "Windows Sucks" returns 66300 hits.

(Btw, I’m not saying that any of these products suck.)

Anything with a suckage ratio of above 100000 sucks. Bad.

40000+ means that it sucks moderately. Avoid this product if possible.

10000+ means that it sucks mildly. Either that, or the product isn’t very well known.

Anyways, you can be the judge of what sucks and what doesn’t.


Which version do you like better? The one with glare or the one without?

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(Glare version)

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(Non-Glare version)

I vote for the glare version.

Copy this to your website to play RogerHub Mooosic!

<iframe src="" height="180" width="190" style="border:1px solid #999999; height:180px; width:190px;"></iframe>

8 CommentsAdd one

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:52:05 GMT

hmm, maintaining my own would be nice.. ._.’

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:25:10 GMT

You can use the code that’s at the very end to show RogerHub’s Mooosic player.

Or if you want to make and maintain your own, IM me.

im a kiwi. :3
Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:04:37 GMT

heyyy (:
thanks for the crane.
*tapes to wall

i’ll actually be 19 in 4 years :D

it’s not that hard to tape on a candy cane with one piece of tape =_=’

& a music player would be nice, html/css/javascript geniuuss (:

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:41:12 GMT


Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:08:06 GMT

Look at the top right corner :)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:23:06 GMT

why do the two photos look the same to me?!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:47:24 GMT

i like the glare one :D and the sucking scale :)and i messed up on the caqtcha thing like 4 times >.>

im a kiwi. :3
Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:04:30 GMT

the one with the glare!
it lights up the leaves :D

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