everyone else is busy right now but i prefer just looking busy

don't mean to flex but just got a 97 of my IED midterm. SOOOOOO HAPPY

finished a hard class with a 75.95% for my final grade, before extra credit.

i'm absolutely relieved

So my teacher just said that in order to pass the final I need to give him this thing called head?? Not sure what it is but I guess I'll have to do it.

*dolphin noises*

They did surgery on a grape.

Im already Tracer

Y’all know that birds aren’t real right? They are government spy drones that do just that, spy on us. The last bird went extinct in 2001 thanks to the Patriot Act. This all started in 1946 when President Henry Truman signed the Bird Drone Initiative, to try to prevent another world war. Then for the next course of 50 years, the CIA committed mass bird genocide, while releasing bird drones into the wild. Just thought you should know. Wake up.

Gibby got that stiffy uh i finna get 4592% on final to maintain that D😫

Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.

this sucks

I just did really bad on a unit test and i really wanna die becasue im not gonna be able to bring it back up to an A and im going to kill myself thx for coming to my tedtalk

I need a 71.81 to get a 70.

thought I could pull through. whats school?

Hi bruhhhh

I need to get a 298% to get a C

if ten million fireflies
lit up the world as i fell asleep

I’m a docto

They call me the best kicker in the NFL
Am I right roger

Roger: Sure

Dear Lord Roger,
I pray that you will bless me with a 105% on the final, and that you will comment on this comment in order to uplift my faith in you. Btw my friend with kidney issues is still in need of your healing hand. Also please tell me Mr. Fraser’s birthday.
In your HOLY name i pray,
Amen

Roger: Good luck! Sorry to hear that, and I don’t know, but today is Taylor Swift’s birthday.

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fr fr doe on my mama doe on that high honor roll bro

I am going to give my teacher a bad time

I need 117% to get an A-

Can't wait to beat down on these finals!

i need me a 157% to pass my class

guess im working as a garbage man

keep studying kippsters

I put in my grades, ya know, like normal. It comes back that I need a 96 or whatever to get a good grade in the class. On the bottom of the comment it says “Don’t want to study? Subscribe to pewdiepie.” HE’S EVERYWHERE

i guess i never miss, hUh?

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GRATATAT
*SHOTS* *SHOTS*

i need a 347% to get a 100 i got this

I guess she took the kids huh
(keep singing)

I'm being held hostage in North Korea. They think I'm testing for finals so this is the only way I can communicate. Please send help

bruh i'm a freshie in APHUG and I have a 75 in the class, need a 100 on the final to make an 80, big rip. there goes my gpa. good thing it's only the first semester of my first year

Listening to OPs is like watching lambs being slaughtered

Roger: OPs?

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.

The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Tehe this is fun. Just to prove to my friends that I did this here is CM something weird huh, HacMyen try unscrambling that. :)

I guess they never miss, huh?

My school got shot up last year so I didn’t have take finals but now I actually have to take them😭

thanks for your hekp roger. i just havr to get a 94 in egnlish!

Roger: Good luck!

That’s what she said

Here are some random good luck on your exam facts.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

Lucy and Linus (who were brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 North Atlantic lobsters is born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

I got to skip my final because I'm recovering from surgery

It really do be like that

i need to get a 125% to just PASS im screaming

If that kid doesnt get a 90 for his final grade, im gonna make him subscribe to t series

ay ay si bu play,, nonononono il y a pan dan la san de class. joe no. joe sit in the back. joe enough. i have had enough joe give me ur phone. wawawawawa

need a 147% for an A,, yay me

If i have a 65 in my history will a quiz bring it up to a 70 if i get a 90

Make sure you are living counter culturally