How do you get rid of annoying brothers. Is there some anti-brother repellent I should know about.

I am going to fail language this year because I am bad at poetry.

I NEED TO PASS 6th grade english. I need a 156% to pass

roses are red
bees like to buzz
road work ahead?
uh yeah I sure hope it does
:3

Th French Revolution was pretty lit. okay so basically this guy and his wife Marie auntonette were like really rich and a bunch of people didn't like that case they were starving or something. okay so robspierre was like um this aint it chief and he just strait up hbeheaded a bunch f people until they beheadd him. also the revolution was gr8 cause guys became equal but not girls :( okay so Haiti also had a revolution okay ms. dldl is teaching now bye

STAN LOONA.

Thanks to genetics maybe I can get a A in Bio

lol thanks so much

to the anonymous user

who said she likes my poems

i would definitely choose her

as the best user here

for taking the time

to lend an ear.

today at school

i got j******'s number

from a friend

and it's keeping me awake

when im trying to slumber,

and i don't know what to text him

any advice?

cause dreaming about the twins

puts me in a paradise.

There's this 200 point essay that I'm going to not fail, but not do well.
I don't know how to calculate it bc its not a final and I'm panic rn

how do I undo my mistakes
I procrastinate way too much I don't think I'll get any sleep

why am I like this

I NEED A 96% FOR THIS CALCULUS TEST, DO YOU BELIEVE IN ME?

Roger: Sure I do.

i like ur poems, keep up the good work

* cracks knuckles *
let's get ready to fail bio!

need a 112% on my final to pass the class, luv school <3

i just failed my bio exam ): should i drop out now or

Hey, Roger, I need your help with an issue I've been having. Apparently, I stay on the computer for too long. Oh, shoot, my mom just walked in. She says that if I don't get off the computer right now, she's gonna slam my face into the keyboard, but she's a loving mother so I know she's just jokingawg8yaw98asoipdghsa8opdg=wqe90e0w9u

Roger: Get a laptop and just go to starbucks.

heres another thing

that happened today

my calculus teacher

called me by the wrong name

im real good at math

so this really hurt

who even calls

a girl

"burt?"

i want to talk some more

about my love dilemma

the two boys

who are my precious gems-uh

the first one

name is j****

he's got glasses

got a nerdy style

thinkin bout him

makes my brain go wild

hes more introverted

than his brother

l*** is really another

person

they're different as can be

hes very funny

upbeat

to be his girlfriend

would be such a treat

<3

hey hey hey

back again

its

the pain girl

an my poems bout to unfurl

my rhymes arent always perfect

but they wont make you hurl

so keep on reading

as the words twist and twirl

today i found out something new

fell in love with a boy

well, actually two

they're a pair of twins

cute as can be

stole my heart

as you can plainly see

but the truth is

we always disagree

they're out of my league

so pity me.

im gonna need a miracle to pass this final

Can somebody HMU with encouragement

I just need some moral support

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What do I do Roger,
I need a 102 .....

Roger: Haha

you is the man roger

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I recently got my worst grade of an F back to a 63% and on an old test from two weeks ago, I used a few things from another person's test and got an F on the test for it, it's worth 43% of my grade and wanted to know how much this will affect my overall grade of 76%

Roger: It depends on what you originally scored on the test, as well as your current test average and how many tests you’ve taken so far. Also, what’s the other 57% of your grade made of? Try out the calculator mode labeled “I need something else”. It may be able to help.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

I got 100% on my science midterm and 97.5% on my literature midterm. This is the poem I used for my Literature midterm. Maybe copy and paste this one and see if it meets your teachers standards. Have an outstanding day.

Roger I love you

Roger: Aw, thanks.

Our passing grade 75%, every quiz and exam, if you score between 70-75, you're eligible for a rewrite. If btw 65-70, repeat the entire semester. If below 60, expelled,or shall i say.. asked very nicely, to take a break and come back when you're ready.

Quizzes are mostly 2-10%
Midterm 15-30
Final30-40 (yes, it's ridiculous. I know)
And then our random assignments

hey there

roger sir

it's me

over here,

oui, monsieur

yeah, it's that one girl

yes, it's her

the one who keeps

complaining

about life

and its miseries

the one who keeps

wanting

to unravel its mysteries

the mysterious evil

that plague the earth

also known

as stupidity.

hey guy

who commented below

yes you

the one who pleaded

but has not not succeeded

to get roger's attention

(yes, for the billionth time, it's you i've mentioned):

sir

if that is your

most urgent request

consider yourself lucky

not to have all this stress

things weighing you down

so hard it hurts your chest

consider yourself lucky

and consider yourself blessed.

Roger: That’s dark.

Could you reply to me so that I can tell all of my friends. Thanks, and have a good day.

Roger: Sure

guys i checked my grades online

and i saw that i got a really bad grade on something

but i was so sure i did everything right

SO SURE

and it was a really easy assignment

and im really upset

and i hate school now

i used to love school and look forward to it

but because of this stupid teacher

i will never see school the same way again

school is pain

and i have very low tolerance for it

So Mrs. ******** I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE

to the student who once thought

she could be anything

do anything.

because now she realizes

that there's no point trying to change the world

because it's full of idiots

and they don't deserve my help

we literally stan Roger in this house

Right now, I have a 87 in chemistry. Quizzes are worth 20% and i have had 4 quizzes, my average being a 81.25% in that category. Tests are worth 50% and i have had 3 tests, my average being a 86.33% in that category. Homework is worth 10% and i have had 13 homework assignments, my average being a 100% in that category. The final category is the final exam, that i have not taken yet, which is worth 20%. My teacher is offering to put in a 100% as a quiz grade if we do an extra credit assignment. The only thing is that the extra credit assignment is very tedious and boring. I want to know how much that 100% could bring up my test grade, so i can decide whether it's worth it or not. I am trying to get an A in the class. Thank you.

Roger: That extra credit assignment should bring your grade up by 0.94 percentage points (almost 1%). If you’re trying to bring your grade up to a 89.5%, then the extra credit will make it slightly easier (you’d need to score at least a 96.7% on the final instead of a 100.4%).

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anyone know juan de dios alvarez?

Guess who needs to get an 97% on their final to get at least an 80% in my english class. Also guess who gets F's and D's on all my test and quizzes because im legit a big old dumb head. If you guessed me you're correct. Its been nice knowing you guys see you in the after life.

I have a midterm tmr worth 35% so wish me luck!

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Roger: Keep trying!

hi

ok i have a 99.78 and i have atest coming up thats worth 20% of our grade what do i need to get to bring it up to a 100%

Roger: You’ll need to score at least a 100.9% on your test, I suppose.

Hi I have a 83% in my AICE Eng Lang Class and I got a 100% on my project that was worth 25% of my grade. How much will my grade go up in that class? Plz help me!!!

Roger: Is your project worth 25% of your grade by itself? Or is part of a “projects” category that’s altogether worth 25% of your grade? Try out the calculator mode labeled “I need something else”. It may be able to help.

I have a 73 in math and need a 186.5% to make honors! SAVE ME!

Yo wassup Roger i see your commits on the CS 162 threads project, we doing that rn shot is mad litty

Roger: Haha

i got a 62 on my final and my grade was a 70. its been an honor boys, im dead

i got 97 on my grade 10 academic mathh exam yall can do it lol

oh yah

Please save me

guys it's a new semester, you have time to bomb some tests

and still have a chance for a passing grade

so calm down

lolz

Remember, Chuck E Cheese's pizza was made from Milos. That's why they both suck