imagine sitting in your ap world history class and reading throough the comments.

@ rose, maddi, kelechi

imagine stanning loona and still failing

why want good grades when you can just be a potato

My teachers r ignoring my emails

i would need a 241% to get a 65 in my english class..... guess whos not gonna pass!

yea guys adhd sucks... dats all im gonna say

IM GONNA DED

Im scared I am gonna get a bad grade on my math im gonna get in trouble oh no goodbye phone laptop goodbye internet rip so sad

grades dont matter so just dropout we're going to die because of world war 3

joeeee mamaaaaa

bruh who cares

@london_bridge
get to remind on your chromebook, i created a study group. use code, and the class is called study group

@londonbridge
yes, I am tyler. If it has the word purple and a fruit, then yes, it is tyler

purple banana are you tyler?

@uwu hey im taking ap bio too but im currently failing (have 84 in the class)
aka not failing but my parents think anything below 90 is failing lol

other news: i only need a 40% on my math final to keep an A yeetos

AP BIO GANG YALL! but anyway. i need to get 71% to get an a?? my luck says im gonna get 70.99 and fail

The best counselling support ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can we talk about the fact that i need to get a 157% WHICH ISNT EVEN POSSIIBLE on my final exam ONLY IF i get perfect on my culminating which is so unlikely

but to everyone else - you got this :)

I’m just trying to calculate my grades for god sake, take that to a counselor

amanda (my step mom) is freaking out upstairs bc we had an argument at the dinner table and my dad did nothing. she's acting completely and utterly irrational and is taking out her unfounded anger upon my poor dad. I want to leave this house and never come back if it means never seeing her again.

what do you mean? is it your father? Your mother? are they extending your treatment? whats going on?

bruh I need a 94% to pass math

someone wanna give me at least 1 plz

Guys, everyone's really pissed at me, and honestly, let me explain-

the first @Anon comment was Directed at the kid who wrote this

"Do not attempt to cover up your base intellectual capabilities by saying that people like Smarty should not "stand upon their gold pedestals." I really hate people like you, 2 cents: To Smarty. You are the epitome of someone who will be unemployed in the future. Oh sorry, you will work at McDonalds. Much better. Right now, you see people who are so obviously superior to you and stray your attention from that and accuse them of being arrogant. Here's some advice for YOU. Quiet up and get better. First get in the position of superiority, then talk."

Personally, I thought he was being a rude hole so I countered him.
The other two comments with the name @Anon are not me lmaoo.

Guys, there are two of me- IVE BEEN CLONED

everything is falling apart.

@ anon
why tf do you spend soo much time looking at the comment section of this website lol

i miss you, hope ur doing well

london, what's the matter? I miss you too

I heard rolled oats

Yesterday.

Has anyone tried lettuce?

- sincerely the iodine clock

hey baby, how's it going? I miss you already. My step mom is already being a witch, but the rest of the family is fine. Also, you should listen to i'm on a boat by the lonely island

u know u want some

i am smort

tyler i need you

wassssuuuuup, i already miss you

i want to pursue a science based career, does anyone have advice on good colleges?

Good luck to everyone who is waiting for their final results! I need a 95.6 on my honors bio final in order to get an H in the class...oof I don't think I did that well but I'm waiting for results.

Everyone - YOU GOT THIS

I would do anything for a good grade rn. I mean it, anything. Even studying... *shudders*

I am sitting on the edge of an A- rn in algebra because I got all A’s on my tests this term but we took a team test with people at my table and we got 7/10 which is a C- and for SOME REASON my teacher put it in as a summarize grade which is 95% and I don’t think that’s fair cuz it doesn’t reflect how I do in the class😐 but I’m chilling cuz on my final I have to get an 86.5 to stay at an A- so I think I’m good

Hi there,

I am taking Bio CP1 and it is weighted like so:

~ homework/classwork - 10%
~ labs/projects - 30%
~ assessments - 60%

I have a 78 right now, and I have already taken one quiz(80%) and one test(89%).
I am wondering what I need to get on my midterm to get at least a 90%.
Also, what is my current grade?

Roger: How much are your quizzes worth in comparison to your tests? And how much is your midterm worth? Do all 3 things go into the assessments category? What are your grades in the other two categories?

Also, "MIT Freshman," might want to brush up on your capitalization. Talk to a "Preschool Teacher," :) ms. valedictorian, or did you know that was an abbreviation?

In my previous discourse, I was not attempting to display my superiority but instead to highlight the stupidity of some commenters. I realize that this is a flaw, but it is a hobby of mine. Online, you are masked and can alter your speech and demeanor. As for you, @ @Anon, you have quite an unorganized argument. Firstly, I doubt that you are an MIT freshman. Typically people abstain from revealing information about their lives. If you are, I (earnestly) advise you to first obtain a successful career and then speak.

I would tell you who I am, but then again, it is, as I said, foolish to provide this type of information. You can mock me for wasting my time searching for, admittedly, what I find to be comedic comments and criticizing them, but most of you similarly have these types of hidden tendencies.

Who else think Valley should do finals before winter break and give the students an extra week off during break??

hope everyone passes finals , good luck !!

Listen guys, I used this website to improve my grades, and now I am the permanent president of Saudi Arabia. If any of you want some oil, I can hook a brother up. Do not trust Jill Stein, she is not one of us.
PLASTIC WATERBOTTLES ARE GOOD FOR THE ENVIREMENT!!!!!!

I SOLD MY SOUL TO SATAN TO ACE MY CALC 2 FINAL AND NOW IM A GINGER

SUp clown im gonna ace my finals and thats on allah

Im gonna make honor roll