damn, all these bitch-asses on here postin about there fuckin 6.9 gpa. I wish I was u, my gpa rn is like 2.7!! stfu, your probaly going to harvard anyway

I am here to save all Parkway students. Nobody is excluded. I love all my people. Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! I've heard a couple of students are a bit upset. I'm just here to tell you - it's okay. As the superintendent, and the chosen messiah (savior of the people) and the son of God, I'm here for you. I'm here. I'm here if you want to cry on my shoulder. I'm here if you want to puke in my lap on the morning of your hangover (but then I'll get you drug tested and expelled). Have a great break! Enjoy your ONE week of sleep. Who needs two weeks of winter break? Real scholars don't rest for anything.

Dear Parkway representatives,

FUCK YOU! IM DONEEEE

parkway sucks booty. I'm so done with it suck. i could have been in Florida but no I'm stuck in school

Haha Parkway, can't keep us forever! See ya bitches on the school board, I'm out!

F UCK

Last day of Parkway finals. Going strong

: ) just here using grade calculator, I am soooo much older than you guys and still relate to your anxiety, literally just turned 50 years old yesterday and worrying about keeping my 3.94 community college GPA (blew it already with a B+ in English Comp II, so now I'm trying to keep a 3.91). 33 years ago threw away a scholarship to Syracuse University for completely irrelevant reasons at this point. Single mother, three kids, underpaid and overworked...honor the people who want better for you than we did for ourselves : ) and keep up the good work. If you aren't doing the good work now, a caution to you: you could be me, in 33 years.
Happy Holidays, and please, don't forget to live life like you'll live forever (take care of your bodies, your livers, your lungs, your kidneys, your brains), but, just in case you die tomorrow, live each day like it's your last. And go call or hug your mother, or whoever your mother figure might be (even if it's your father), and work your way through all the people who love you, even if you don't like them right now (you will someday, I promise).

Is practically everyone posting a comment from the Parkway School District? lol I'm from Parkway West and I'm having a blast with these finals, aren't you? Just so you know that was sarcasm, but seriously, I have my math final tomorrow and I'm super scared but whatevs. Go Longhorns

You suck, Parkway. We don't get out until the 23rd.

Thank you parkway for being the best district ever that gives no damn snow days, and doesn't get off till the day before christmas eve. Dr. Marty lick my azzz

Worst Christmas Eve Eve Eve ever right now. Studying math and history for borderline grades. ughhhh

I was doing pretty bad in school but then I called my dad, and got my small loan of one million dollars.

BOOOOOOOO

There is the right way then there is the parkway

Need 150% to pass Spanish. Estóy muy triste

Thank you Parkway for late finals.
Seriously guys, we have more time to study for final.

My 100% is garenteed!

parkway logic is flawless, stop bashing

I have a 74.4 in math, goodbye yale

Finally, with these scores that I recently just got, now I'm sure to be working as a transaction for a multi-billion dollar company. McDonald's, here I come!

If you complain about getting a B when I'm sitting over here struggling to pass this Trig / Pre-calc class, I'm gonna punt your ass out of the country.

At my school
*Honours English student: I scored a 70%! Holy mother of Harper Lee, I am literally the biggest genius that ever existed!
*Honours Math student: Oh my God, I scored a 70%?! This is literally the worst thing that could ever happen to me.

My GPA is 2.8, and I'm in all honors. FML

When your final has a curve that makes a 67% an A+ and the teacher doesn't expect you to even get that. #APchem

happy holidays everyone. i just love going to school the day before christmas eve!!! last day of finals tomorrow love missouri!!!! kill me please

Will finally get my first day of school off on effin' christmas eve. I'm so glad i have so much time to enjoy the holiday spirit and do all of my shopping. And a 12 day break at that, not even a full two weeks, it's marvelous!

I suck at drafting. But who cares. Drafting 4 lyfe

I have a 4.6 GPA rn. Aced all my finals

If I score a zero on my math final I'll still get a B. Should it just skip it?

GOD sit yo ass down boi atleast you geting a 3.6gpa

I would have a 4.0 gpa for the semester but one of my professors suck now i'm bout to get a 3.6 lol

im so tired of my finals especially gov

Comment if ur from parkway central

Seriously guys. Just good enough throughout the year so you don't have yo study for the final. For example. Manage a 87% ish in the class and fail the final. It's all good.

Parkway is the best!

Ayeeee how many other Parkway kids are on here rn? Lmao

honestly the only thing getting me through this is the katy perry megamix

I just posted my final. May Zeus have mercy on my lazy af soul.

why are missouri schools in session till the fucking morning of christmas

Missouri school open till the fucking 23rd!! Merry Christmas from Parkway- here's some Xanax for the stress we put you through and a weave for the hair that you pulled out. Xoxo

It depresses me how hard I try to keep my 4.3 GPA. It literally doesn't matter. Why am I still trying?

been there done that, retaking algebra this year, pain up my ass, hopefully i pass this time.

Definition of AlgeBRUHHHHH: When you get that 59.96% in algebra, look at the grade, say fuck it and walk out of school in 7th period.

love reading these comments

It's unfortunate that my two hardest finals are tomorrow. I'm just thankful that I can get 50's or lower on each and pass each class. Still worried.

Keeping us here till the 22nd... I feel you dude in Missouri, but being that you're at least in my home state, I envy you.

Invictus
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Well I think I failed calculus. Really I know I did but my calc teacher is a mean mf and Idc. See yall in the unemployment office if bleach don't do the trick?

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.

Needed a 104 on the final to pass, and there was no extra credit. Now it's either McDonald's the rest of my life, Welfare, or Prison.