hi guys what's up

I need to pass my survival class. I have a 99% but I need a 100% to pass. The only option is if I pass my finals which are worth .05%. Looks like I'm screwed!

Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are violet
Not fucking blue

some of ypu are so damn violent! lmao

okay the name is jan. I'm sortov the runt of the family. middle child stuck on in a hamster wheel trying to do better than my siblings before me. jess (the oldest) is a complete fuckup practically gave our parents a heart attack when she dropped out of college to go live with her tinder boyfriend. can't be like her. right after me is jon beloved youngest son can't do nothing wrong probably jesus christ incarnate and 100% the family favorite. always 2 steps ahead of me. "i can do anything better than you" attitude. junior year. turned my life around. fell into a bad crowd fresh and smore year. pushed them away. started to get As. family proud. half of my grades are 90.0's. not joking. final is worth 25% of my grade. can't fuck it up. need a 90 or above to go where i need to go. please say a prayer, send me good vibes, sacrifice a goat for me. it would mean a lot and i know i wouldn't be able to know what you did but i know my grades would feel it and i can achieve. best of luck to everyone.

lmao you sound lke a cool guy ??

All these people may have their perfect GPA's and high college expectations, but to all of those people who look down on everyone else can go fuck themselves. Being smart is more than turning in one assignment after another, especially because those assignments all get thrown away or lost or forgotten about. Have a good fucking life if you're that person.But just so you know, you're not this supreme being that you see yourself as, simply one of societies exceptional clones that does whatever they're told without question. You make a good clone and a good door mat, but not a good person.
I bet all of you have never caught a rattlesnake barehanded or learned the entire Swedish language in three months or every country and capital in the world or barebacked a wild horse or mastered a standing back flip or even bought your own car with your own money from your own job. I've done all of those things and many more things that most people never even think of, not because I'm stupid and reckless, but because I want to be different and stand out, and not just complete the material and extracurriculars set out in front of me. In order to grow you need to go wild and be different.

good luck to everyone keep up hope!! if you do your best to study then there's nothing more you can do and what ever grade you get is what you get- if you study your hardest then there's no reason to be upset with the result. good vibes xx

what is studying

I need a 47.3 to keep an A in the class

You only have to do 50 math questions? That's nothing!

How about having 230 events of the 20th century to study?

that may have been a bit extreme, im going through a lot right now is all.

I HAVE AFUCKING REVIEW SHEET FOR MATH WITH OVER 50 MOTHER FUCKING PROBLEMS THAT IM DOING RIGHT NOW HONESTLY I WANT TO FUCKING TSAKE MY BITCH MATH TEACHER BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HER OPEN HER JAW, PUT IT ON THE CURB OF THE STREET AND STOMP SO FUCKING HARD UNTIL THE PULP FROM HER HEAD WITH THE BLOOD FLOODS THE FUCKING STREET FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK MAAATTTHHHH FUCK THIS SHIT IM SO FUCKING ANGRUY

I have all Cs and Bs but i'm a virtuoso guitarist who is probably as good or better than most pros. I am very smart but I hate school and don't do homework. I have perfect pitch and should probably be going to fucking juilliard and teaching at it. What do u guys think the probability is that i'm gonna be sucking dick for meth in 10 years at a bus stop.

#FUCKSHOOL #FUCKHW

I only need a 96% on my final to raise my grade 2% to get an A.... except the final was today and I thought it was Thursday. LMAO. Goodbye future I"ll never have.

nice I need a 99% on my final to get a 90% in class

fuck geometry

I need a 79% for my bio finals to keep my C tomorrow #gonna fail

oh shit waddup

Don't worry Cubs , you're gonna fail no matter what

literally need to get a 98% to bump my grade up .1 smh

"Get an A" -Albert Einstein

what up g4ng

Need a 94 overall lets gooooooooooooooooooo

I've gotten 4 fucking B's already throughout 2 years of high school I feel like a failure in life I'm not getting into a good college I'm going to die from PTSD

This calculator is either for people are keeping up a 4.0 gpa or for people who are barely passing. There is no in-between.

Ayy I need a 76.16 to keep my A in Spanish honors but still not sure that's gonna happen. Pls Sra. Haban

Slight anxiety because fuck ap english it's gonna ruining my perfect gpa.

Why I am doing this instead of STUDYING LOLOZLZOPOOOOOO

I need C, D, F or better on 3 finals to get A. I'm still really scared whay is wrong w me

@IMHAPPY

no gives a flying fuck about yo boyfriend or straight A's.

I'm getting straight a's and a boyfriend

yelp need a 78 on a math exam to pass. better start cramming

78% to keep an A. That sounds doable. looks at final material. Finds out what I need for a B.

these comments are just so relatable

Today it's gonna be dark with a chance of the rapper

Shout out to my neck for keeping my head up-swagcardo 2k16

Anyone wanna help me with Algerbra 2 Hon

tfw you only need 12% on your final to keep an A in english

I need a 97% to get a C in precalc, why me...

JUST WAY TO GO DABBERS

im failing

Shit well time to get ready for my full time job at McDonald's

i need a 6000% to pass my history class

lul

@TheHater‼️. I.D.C ? If U Believe me Or not!!!! ‼️‼️‼️ I'm The One ?Teaching Tese Kids??, I Just ™Taughte a class! ?U just Mad I'm ?Not Ur teacher ?boy! Cause ?It be LIT? IN MY CLASS!!!! ??

yall suck jk but i was in the same position but now im a junior hahahaha lol.

I need 99% to get an A in the class, currently have a 89%. This is gonna be my first B in any class... FML

I need exactly 100% for the A. Guess I'll take the B+...