I have a 3.795 gpa

guys!!! fuck all you dumbass bitches on here needen some 5 billion % shit on all yo damn classes. I got a gahtdamn 10.0 gpa and im goin to fuckin college on gahtdamn jupiter... fuck all you motherfuckin bitchass pussies..

i need a 162% to get a 90 in math hmu for double suicides

looks like I might need some hah

i have a 2.0 gpa :((((((((((((

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

i need a 150% on my final to get a 68% in physics

Kevin Cong watches people sleep

I like Tacos

i have a 1.4 gpa

I need a -9% on my film final to get a 90

As a doctor I declare finals week bullshit!

We will cancel finals week and use that time to build that wall!

IM BLACK

I dont even need to take any of my finals to pass all of them have fun with your tho

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You guys are all beta males compared to me. I am the newfag destroyer 00420 and I sense many betafags in this board and I must destroy. All of you need to step your game up. I need a -100% to get a 100 in 5 out of 6 of my classes, and I need a -200 for my math class. I didn't even need a final calculator to calculate that because I am the greatest at math. I will someday overpower rogerhub and you will all come to me for guidance on your finals. I will destroy all of you who think you're smart and you will be begging for mercy.

Zanzibar. Mazz

@ zen master 69 I am your father. You did put me into the darkest realm by allowing me to look at such a hideous face like yours. Listen to @Zen Master 68. I gave him the sword i personally cleaned with my butt squeezed together

@ Zen Master 69 watch your back I have a sword that came from Mao Zi Dong himself. It slayed his own wife insiide and out. Beware!!!

@ zen master 68 I will have you know I have already put the Zen Grandmaster 666 in the shadow realm and I am not afraid to put you in there too. You better watch your back. I got some ancient moves passed down from my family that I can use on you and you will not have a chance at fighting me.

@Zen Master 69 watch out. If the Zen Grandmaster 666 finds out, he will smack you to the next life!!!

I live in my mother's basement, not because I do not have a job, But because it is the cheapest option. I work 9 to 5 as a Zao monk and on my free time, I listen to alpha metal bands and watch the most UNDERGROUND anime, you guys would not understand. I live life to the fullest. You guys don't even know how to live. I will show you all one day. I will single-handedly save the world and you will all have nothing to do with it. Now if you will all excuse me, I will listen to some PTV or AA right now and ignore what you are all saying. Goodbye.

My brain before finals "Stay up all night and write the next great American novel."
"Watch the new Sherlock trailer."
"That kid likes you you should text him and forget that paper"
"If today isn't the due date don't do it"
"Do you remember that old Disney Channel show you loved? Why don't you see if it's on youtube?"

All you degenerates need to step your game up. It should be easy to get an A in all of your classes, but I bet you are all beta males. One day, when the world is coming to an end, I will fight for the honor of humanity and you will all have to thank me. Even if you have an A in this class, that does not make you any smarter than me. I have mastered the ancient art of Zao and am not afraid to use it. You all call me a loser now, but one day, I will save humanity and you will all regret having doubted me for a second.

Everyone here needs to get hit by a tornado, if not I hope you get hit by a holocaust, sincerely fucking hitler

fuckin sbit i wa nt to enjoy my brake but the balls trip poen and my heathcer is dumb makgnidia mae make a 9000000% om i finle what a i mithefuckin hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm legit gonna die

we are all fucked

So I can fail all my finals and still pass lolololololol

The pacer test is my PE final. 60 laps is a 100%. I have exercise induced asthma. My previous best on the pacer was 27 laps, and that gave me an asthma attack. That's less than 50%. The final is 20% of my grade in the class. I'm screwed. Help.

I NEED A 30 ON MY GEOMETRY FINAL!!! HELLS YEAH

I enjoy having sex. I enjoy it so much that sometimes, I have sex without thinking about it. I mean... I can't control it. I just have to do it. In the morning one time, I was half asleep, and my mother came in to wake me up and I pulled my pants down on her. I regret my actions. I need some therapy really soon.

Looking at modern day high schools breaks my heart. All these kids are sexually active, drug abusing, and superficial. You all need some shock therapy really soon or you are all going to die a sinner.

......................................................kms

I need a 93% on my BIO2 final to get a B in the class........ ill pay someone to Ace it for me... plzzzz

Harambe will be with us during finals. He's go our backs!

I nut and then my meat go soft

these comments have me weak af holy shitttttttt

Hi

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OMG I AM SCREWED AAAHHHH HELP OMG DIEING

EVERYONE NEEDS TO DIE

i can fail all finals still get an a- :)

Gotta get at 56 to get a B in the class :)

This Is Gonna Be Shitty On My End

HERRO FRENCH CHICKEN?

so now i gotta GET 125% ON THE FINAL TO PASS

Lol there goes my college dreams

hahlp