hey that's pretty good

need at least a 20,000% to pass with a 6,000%

This is sad.

We are number one, Hey Hey!

i am a 12 demsional lasaga time is and illusion there is only lasaga i will punt odie off the scren jon give me my lasaga

I am currently at a 81%, i have 2 upcoming unit tests worth 5% each and a quiz worth 2%. what do i need to get on those tests to achieve an 85%. (i also have a final exam worth 40%).

Roger: You’ll need to average at least a 88.7% on your 2 upcoming unit tests, your quiz, and your final exam to get a 85% overall. If you wanted to raise your final exam to a 85% before you take your final exam, then you’ll need to average at least a 101.0% on your 2 upcoming unit tests and quiz.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

Mason loves boys

Murphys beard is hot baby

Everybody dont worry about ur finals just viciously dab. Dab Dab Dab YAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! It's a DAB-A-THON!!!!!!!!!

Luke Suvado I got u?

Roger hub has now become the millenials new cultural hub

Wen ur pizuh ruls r dun, but den u take dem out of teh oven & ther stil cold.

I need at least C's on all my finals to get straight A's and graduate. #WhiteMenAreBackInStyle #gigem

Baggio or Bagio Phil

@ Cameron depends what class

get a water bottle take off the wrap around it with the nutrition facts make a new one on the internet and replace the nutrition facts with the answers if u have them

or write it up ur shorts the teacher wont ask u to pull down ur pants

if its math or u use a calculator just put the answers in a calc

if u don't have the answers before hand smart watch works great or cellphone in lap

Hey girls. I'm 17 and lonely and I'm looking for someone to do dirty things with.

Joshua Cramp I got u? We can be study buddies

This mailbox is mine
And this triagonal sign
That blue balloon, the month of June
They're mine mine mine mine mine
Ziggy's sweets are mine
That birdie's tweets are mine
The city street, both of your feet
They're all emphatically mine.
It all belongs to me
Everything that I see
North, South, East and West
I caress it, 'cause I possess it
I'm Stingy, and it's mine.
And this instrumental break is also mine.
The floor and ceiling are mine
All your feelings are mine
You always knew it
That's all there is to it
It's mine mine mine mine mine
That's what I said, it's mine.

@donald2 anything for the true heir to the white house

Who wants to be my study buddy, I'm cool with both guys and girls...and if your confused that's cool also.;)

What is the easiest way to cheat on my final? Will pay back in used steam gift cards.

Thank u Harriet. U r the real one. Now let's get all these old Donald Dumps and send them out of our country.

I need a 4056% to get an A in my Math class #studylife, #IwantthatA #Goingfor1.0GPA

fuck u dongald

donald trump 2 has my vote

@ harriet tubman I won the election so unless your ass is moving to mexico or canada you can deal with me. BOW DOWN

All nooses have a knot in them.........

Donald Trump you have been replaced. I don't know u but I do know I'm better than u. Now leave my goddamn country.

You guys are on a very superficial level of thinking. I am reaching my true form of forty six and two and am out to destroy the planet with a single press of a button. I am a superior being to all of you and you will kneel at my statues begging for mercy as I put you all in the shadow realm one by one. While you were praising God, I signed a pact with Lucifer for eternal life and power. They will play metalcore in my churches (real music \m/) and you will all work in my benefit. All you popular kids who took all the hot girls will give them up to my power and I will rape them right in front of you. You call me emo, but soon I will be able to kill you with the snap of a finger.

@trump

not my president

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree...which makes it a plant. So chocolate is a salad?

yeet

@ harriet tubman Get off the website

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I need to help all these dumb bitches escape their finals

I know u still believe in me and I will rise. HARAMBE HAS RISEN

I am his lover

@procrastinator ur prolly a feminist and support gays. 1st order of business is to send ur filthy lookin self to the other side of my wall.

NONE OF MY TEACHERS PUT IN PROJECT GRADES UNTIL THE LAST SECOND OF THE SEMESTER. SO I DONT KNOW WHAT I NEED ON MY FINALS

@ zen master 69 I will kick you out of this country

@Neck no nothin Sr You are foolish to think that I, God of Academics, need to study for finals. I'll have you know that I need around -200% for at least a 90%. You have no authority to tell what and what not to do, now get studying.

@procrastinator your wasting your time writing a comment shouldn't you also be studying

zen master 69. if you aren't scared to fight me come find me if your so smart. i bet u cant even save humanity because you prolly have downs.

You are scrolling through these comments while you should be studying for your finals. How do you feel knowing that you are wasting your time reading all of these comments? Yeah, you must feel pretty bad. Now go pick up a book and get studying, you fool.

Zen master is not a god fighter. I could beat him

Sience guy?? havent heard that name in years...

You are all weird.

Once told me

I didn't think much of it at first. I just thought it was something the people these days do. I didn't think it would land me with an addiction. I am just addicted to shitposting and I am hoping some of you guys can help me out. I know you have some good in your hearts to help me out. I have not been a great person in the past, but I am ready for a change.