I'm just so cool that people have to impersonate me because they want to be me.

Autistic isn't an insult @ Muh regression line

Let's all just drop out of high school and become strippers.

Well, visitor, people have been impersonating me ever since I came onto the site. You'd have to scroll down a TON to see the whole story :)

I AM A SQUAREEEEEEE

I sexually Identify as a TI-84 Plus Graphing Calculator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of solving complex systems of equations with graphing and matrix capabilities. People say to me that a person being a calculator is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a monochrome LCD display, 30 mm buttons and Texas Instruments branding on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Silver Edition" and respect my right to solve problems and load needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a calculophobe and need to check your RAM privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I already took them. I got a 93 in civics, 96 in math, 100 in biology, 99 in health, and a 99 in English.

Good night fellow Tessa's!

Need to get 950% on my next test to pass the class. Let's hope there's extra credit.

I've counted at least 26 other Tessas in this chat will someone care enough to explain what is going on?

"Well, there's actually no real Tessas" (Tessa).
Ahh... there's the real truth!

Well I'm gonna go study so goodnight people! (Including the fake Tessa) good luck with finals!!

Well, there's actually no real Tessas

listen, you do not have to pass your classes in order to be someone in life. Look at me, I just received a 1 million dollar loan from my dad and look where it has gotten me.

How many fake Tessa's are there? And how many are legit? That's the question...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Hahaha goodbye fake Tessa :)

Well, Barney and Mike, the fake Tessa will probably supply you both with a number but I have no idea who's number it'll be for real :)

I quit. The real Tessa is out.

hi im jared malek

nvhs

I AM TESSA

Yo Tessa whats your number? ;)

Hey Roger,
I would like to thank you for making this awesome website to help kids collaborate even if it's not on the best of terms... Also, it helps them make friends and that is the key thing about life... Love, Hope, and Faith are the things that you need friends for... So again I am going to thank you for making this amazing website!!
(BTW- this is not actually Lurlene, but I love her books so thats who I named myself...) She's amazing, and so are her books!! :D

Roger: You’re welcome!

Hey, fake Tessa, you can change your name now ;)

dangit tessa

Ok, actually I think this is fine. This isn't the sites problem its the people. Please excuse what I said earlier and sorry Roger for calling you out!

yo nice chatroom you got here roger

Whoa man

help i have 69% in math, need to get A. it says i neeed over 100% on final but thats unfeasible. what should i do. goona kms if i dont get A

RIP my algebra grade -_- :(

moms spaghetti

You desperately need a life

Whatcha numba

Rodger is real Pogchamp

Hey everyone

Again, go away fake Tessa

Joe is my boyfriend! As of three minutes ago

Ahaha ha. Go away fake Tessa

I really like joe i want to marry him

Rodger, if you deleted my comment, I just wanted to say thank you for deleting it . Now the trolls won't follow us on to the new chat room.

Yes, thank you Roger. Can you at least put a comment filter? if it isnt impersonators it turns into full fledged weirdness

Roger: Check out my response to Tessa’s comment below.

Thank you Rodger for creating a wonderful website!!

Ella, i tried to warn you, that wasn't me who posted that. I will not be posting any group chats on here, as it would get spammed immediately

Roger, please respond. Is there any way you could make it so people can't steal other people's names? Some people are trying to make friends while others are just making degrading comments that actually can be hurtful

Then drown in that water Ella!

Hey Tessa, its taken me to a group called

'This Is Water'

i have to get a 405% to get a b in the class

** No way! Roger actually responded! By the way, to the troll below me, we already established a while ago that I cam back from dinner. **

Roger is too intelligent of a man to be typing like that.

Hey, guys, don't listen to that tessa, please. I don't know what chat room they are talking about, but I know it's not real. You have to trust me