lancet fish

??????Who is ready for some sweet finals??????

Hello there! In order to pass I am willing to buy 4 extra long baguettes for any man over the age of 40.

wenurmidterm bring u up .0001 percent put drops ur grade to negative -10000

Please clap

WHO HAS THE TIME TO TYPE THINGS ON HERE.. I KNOW I DONT

NOBODY TYPES FASTER THAN A PISSED OFF FEMALE... #EXPERIENCE

blue shit is the best shit

I only drink low fat clorox with strawberry ice cubes. Downy and tide is crap

FAILING HISTORY LMAOO YEEEET FUCKING KILL ME

lmao u got raped boi

I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY

Drop Top?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We out here gettin fat gains in mr fins class ?????????????

Im screwed i need a 112% to get a 78 to an 85!

I have the high ground

hi dad

*MATH

WERE GONNA FAIL FATH!

anyone wanna do my final for me?! i need a 363% to pass! willing to pay

I wish the teachers could still give spankings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

im so tired of these fake ass teachers dude, i need a bust in my teacher to pass

I gotchu @hi dad

BruH MisSS ME WIth THat GAy SHit MAc-MAri
Im THE Og RappER StraiGHT FRom THE SUBUrbs

Im here to pay $200 for anyone willing to pretend to be my son

rogerhub but everytime someone says "kill myself" every episode of spongebob plays but everytime someone says "spongebob" every pewdiepie video plays but everytime he says "hows it going bros" shrek plays but everytime someone says "donkey" the original star wars trilogy plays but everytime someone says "force" gangsta rap plays but everytime he says "n*gga" i'm blue da ba dee plays but everytime "blue" is said every dramaalert video plays but everytime keemstar is an asshole donald trump recites all his speeches but everytime he says china leafy's entire channel plays but everytime he says "cringe" big smoke's order plays but everytime he orders something every episode of kitchen nightmares plays but every time gordon ramsay says "fuck" pawn stars plays but everytime someone says "chumlee" casey neistat's vlogs play but everytime he does the ok hand sign every episode of the walking dead plays but everytime a zombie is killed damn daniel plays but everytime he says damn daniel the nyan cat 10 hour version plays but everytime the cat says nyan i spin the chamber.

hi dad

fml i need a 532% to pass gym, someone kill me

mayyyyng I needa fiddy fo to get a D in dis class an I aint talkin bout D

Is there a way that I can learn how long I can cook my stew before it burns, Roger?

Roger: It depends on how hot you cook it, not how long. But if you cook it too long, it’ll just turn to mush.

Wow those tips really helped me!!!

bruh dont assume genders

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN IN A WHEEL CHAIR? WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT: VIRGIN MOBILE

Hey men

No worries, I'll just delete my bad grades

AP econ can sick my balls

Hotter days mean the sun go down sooner, if the sun work too hard it get sleepy and go to bed

I remember when you could borrow a cup of sugar from a friend on the myspace

A man needs to accept that life isn't a fairy tale. No bear's bed is "just right" and you'll never find a cow that lays golden hot dogs

Winter forces us to ponder our own amortality. Is there life before death?

I hate precalc

I need a 104% to pass my holocaust class.......wtffffffffffffffff
its bad enough my parents died in the holocaust at the ages of 11 and 13....now i am failing??!??!?!? time to shut down my school

I need a 124%. Shit.

whos roger

Roger: I’m roger.

Finals make me want to kms someone the rope as i jump off my schools roof

Drop top

Don't add dre he's gay

Stfu see no one wants to follow u. Snapchat is a distraction. If u wanna be smart u have to distance urself from these distraction

Oliver is dumb