going to pass all my classes unlike some people here.

the dog that's on the grog

my name is jacob and i eat male ass

faggot

I howpe that we awl get the sayme gradez on awr finalz. Communism! Power to the people!

NOBODY ASKED HOW DUMB YOU WERE, ANOTHER GUYS JUST SAID HE IS SMART AND U GET SO JEALOUS CUZ U THINK BIOLOGY IS A MATH CLASS

Why has god forsaken me, placing us in this interchangeable soul crushing system they call public education

daddy

Filthy Subhuman

Shaq for president because Trump sucks ass

hey guys hmu i go to lockport and im gay

Looks like i'll have to bust a nut on my teachers face to get a passing grade.

HEY RANDOM DUDE SHUT UP SINCE NOBODY CARES ABOUT AP CALC FREAKIN SCRUB WITH A NO LIFE. GO GET SOME REAL GIRLS

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LETS GOOOOOO I GOT A -10000000000000% IN MY THUGOLOGY CLASS AND I NEED TO AT LEAST GET A WHICH IS 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% TO GET AN A. THAT MEANS IM SMOKING DOPE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE MISSED 0 POINTS THE ENTIRE YEAR IN MY AP CALC CLASS. 100% ONLY SCRUBS

I need a 12% on my engineering final to still have a 95% in the class ^-^

Imagone your dick being skinned by a cheese grater... let that sink into your brain.

Oh Roger...

You know the saying, suck a nipple a day to become a pedophile today

We must gas the jews.

I love a good chode

I need a 189% on my Physics #whosassdoihavetoeat

I Love PENIS

-69 to get a D in a class

Wats ur PR u pleb

well shit i need 122% on my take charge final.. might as shove a shotgun up my ass and shoot me a new one

RHOMBUS!!!!!!

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hheheheheheheheh when u fail ur bio final and still have a C Lmao

I Eat My Ass All day long

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Don't have to take half of my finals and I'll still get an A in the class.

I love my penis

I like men.

cody rusch

85.9 to get a C- kms

You're gonna whack me? Huh? Me? I ain't been nothing but straight and true with you.

T, I like you. You scare the shit out of me sometimes. You creep me the fuck out. But... but the way I see it, the way anyone normal would see it, not that any of this shit is normal. Man, you gonna get us all fuckin' killed.

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Oh, you're fucking A-right it's sarcasm! You fuck! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat fucking broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor fucking chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from fucking terrorists! Forgive me, you ignorant fuck, but sarcasm is all I've fucking got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you cunts!

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i can get a 46.7% on my honors bio to get a 90%... i'm still stressing

i need a 42 on this math exam to pass to pass this class if i fail im bout to eat my teachers ass

Need a 108% on my English Final......Well shit

god is dead he pissed on mydreams

I am a stupid albino poophead that has watched bleach 2^2000000 times

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