Lets talk about Samurai Jack and how bad the ending was.
Alex Fish
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:54:02 GMT
I failed my math final please fist me daddy
Well sh**
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:48:58 GMT
When you realize you need a 101% on the final to get an A<<<<<<<<<<<
Bill Nye
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:47:56 GMT
You kids should have worked harder. Have fun cramming.
Your bro Jesus
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:46:45 GMT
I'm now taking miracle requests for $5
Jeff
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:46:27 GMT
I need a 60% to keep a B in french, and goddamn I am afraid.
everything is okay
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:44:49 GMT
everything is fine
Nigerian Prince
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:43:17 GMT
Helo, I am Nigerian Prince with offer u cannot say no. I hav $500,000 in my acccount, but it is frozen cause of rebels in my countri threeting my bankers. If you gib me only $25,000 too pay off da rebels, then I wil transfer u half of me monies. Plz hurri as others want in of this offer. I hop to heer u soon.
-Abuh' delhu Zimbaween
God is dead
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:35:37 GMT
If God were real, wouldn't he have just told us?
We finna graduate to go to school again, smh...
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:32:37 GMT
At a low C rn, and need a 98.6% on my final to get the lowest B possible in my honors math class. F u mr Gray
tHey fOked mE doOd!
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:31:14 GMT
This chem final is going to dick me so hard.
#notmyrodrick
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:24:57 GMT
#notmymolly
Peter Coleman
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:23:43 GMT
I fucked Kumail's mother. Mrs. Quran.
Anonymous
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:23:26 GMT
sh#t
she stressing over finals
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:22:05 GMT
this is probably why hannah baker actually slit her wrist. sincerely,
mr. porter
rip me
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:17:38 GMT
fuck i'm doomed
Robby
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:16:03 GMT
Students: Hey Fitz, I'm at an 89.999% can I get a bump?
Fitz: hEy FiTz, i'M aT aN 89.999% CaN i GeT a BuMp?
Draquito the taquito with sour cream (for extra whiteness)
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:09:20 GMT
Bloody Saint Potter, always getting me hard🙄🙄
Draco Malfoy
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:07:09 GMT
My father will hear about this🐍💚💀
I need an A on my final to get a B in math
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:04:13 GMT
well fuk
Lulie
Tue, 23 May 2017 03:00:14 GMT
Dear stressing students/peers,
Currently, the average human lifespan is 79 years. Less if you happen to have an illness or disease of some kind. It is also proven that stress can reduce human lifespan from four to eight years depending on how you cope with it, your genetic disposition, and overall general health. With that explanation out of the way, I have reached a theory that when people say, "My professor/teacher is trying to kill me!" it may not really be that far away from the truth than what I had first believed. In conclusion, I highly believe going to college is worth it, however I am fully aware it may take a few years off of life. But hey, who knew going to college would be, "Living like Larry!" (Sponge bob quote).
Sincerely,
Lulie
suc vs sip
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:59:01 GMT
Nooooo i need to get a -35% to get an 91.6 on my pre-existing 101.6 in double honors math :(
Karl Marx
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:55:15 GMT
Welcome to breakfast, motherfuckers.
Retard Boi's Pubis
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:53:09 GMT
My name a Borat. I go to magician called doctor today.
Existance
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:52:05 GMT
is pain
P Diddy
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:48:11 GMT
Fml
Abhidick Superonion
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:38:36 GMT
Mrs.Maldy is my favorite teacher at my school. she loved me with all her heart even though she got a heart attack lol rip. Mad respek to maldy tho bc she had type 1 and 2 diabetes and still survived. Also mad repeck up to Anna Garcia bc she's pretty woke and had every disease possible #pbs #biomed
e.g. Bill Joy
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:38:33 GMT
Type something here.
Anonymous
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:37:33 GMT
It's Time To Stop!!!!
Darin's Depilatory Drink
yaooag
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:31:27 GMT
hu bae ad hu bae adbaf
Losers
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:31:25 GMT
I need a 30% to keep my A in AP Bio.
It is a brezze.
Bryan Kang
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:30:57 GMT
WAYNE ZHU
Bryan Kang
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:30:35 GMT
Wayne Is The Real God
bill joy
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:29:41 GMT
lol ally ur fuked
Ally
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:29:08 GMT
I HAVE A 67% in history so I need to get a 32% or higher to keep a D ready to pass this class by the skin of my teeth
Greg Kummer
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:27:52 GMT
lmao imma bout to fuck myself im fucked niggas help me out y'all
Bryan Kang
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:27:18 GMT
Bryan stop saying things about the real Abhishay Subramanian
Abhishay Subramian
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:26:52 GMT
Hi, hello all I would like to state you will all pass your exams. You are all beautiful!
Tyler
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:26:23 GMT
gotta get 68% on the astronomy final to get a B, lets get it
Liz Behan
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:22:19 GMT
lol im exempting chem
Liz Behan
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:21:40 GMT
U FINNA FAIL BICH
Polina
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:18:59 GMT
I am.. fucked. I had a solid A in chemistry all year and he just put in four labs that I didn't do and my grade dropped to a 76 :( I'm actually fucked over my final is in 12 hours and I barely studied because before I only needed like 87% to still have an A but now I NEED a 100% if I want an A- maybe. Please pray for me and for everyone else out there I'm terrified and sobbing my eyes out I know it's my own damn fault and that only makes it that much worse.
harrison G
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:16:09 GMT
whos caitlen
LA LIGA CHAMPIONSSSS
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:14:55 GMT
I need to get a 72% to keep my grade............. WE GUCCI
Abigail Troutman
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:10:57 GMT
me- complains about how hard life is and how finals are hard
also me- doesnt even fucking study?!?!?!?!?!?!
again, me- passes class anyways because my teachers dont want to see me again
Abigail Troutman
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:10:57 GMT
me- complains about how hard life is and how finals are hard
also me- doesnt even fucking study?!?!?!?!?!?!
again, me- passes class anyways because my teachers dont want to see me again
Max
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:10:54 GMT
What's popping 🅱️
Ben Dover
Tue, 23 May 2017 02:07:28 GMT
yall gonna do good dont worry. just study and you'll be fine
Comments (Page 525)
my teachers are all fookin looshes
Lets talk about Samurai Jack and how bad the ending was.
I failed my math final please fist me daddy
When you realize you need a 101% on the final to get an A<<<<<<<<<<<
You kids should have worked harder. Have fun cramming.
I'm now taking miracle requests for $5
I need a 60% to keep a B in french, and goddamn I am afraid.
everything is fine
Helo, I am Nigerian Prince with offer u cannot say no. I hav $500,000 in my acccount, but it is frozen cause of rebels in my countri threeting my bankers. If you gib me only $25,000 too pay off da rebels, then I wil transfer u half of me monies. Plz hurri as others want in of this offer. I hop to heer u soon.
-Abuh' delhu Zimbaween
If God were real, wouldn't he have just told us?
At a low C rn, and need a 98.6% on my final to get the lowest B possible in my honors math class. F u mr Gray
This chem final is going to dick me so hard.
#notmymolly
I fucked Kumail's mother. Mrs. Quran.
sh#t
this is probably why hannah baker actually slit her wrist. sincerely,
mr. porter
fuck i'm doomed
Students: Hey Fitz, I'm at an 89.999% can I get a bump?
Fitz: hEy FiTz, i'M aT aN 89.999% CaN i GeT a BuMp?
Bloody Saint Potter, always getting me hard🙄🙄
My father will hear about this🐍💚💀
well fuk
Dear stressing students/peers,
Currently, the average human lifespan is 79 years. Less if you happen to have an illness or disease of some kind. It is also proven that stress can reduce human lifespan from four to eight years depending on how you cope with it, your genetic disposition, and overall general health. With that explanation out of the way, I have reached a theory that when people say, "My professor/teacher is trying to kill me!" it may not really be that far away from the truth than what I had first believed. In conclusion, I highly believe going to college is worth it, however I am fully aware it may take a few years off of life. But hey, who knew going to college would be, "Living like Larry!" (Sponge bob quote).
Sincerely,
Lulie
Nooooo i need to get a -35% to get an 91.6 on my pre-existing 101.6 in double honors math :(
Welcome to breakfast, motherfuckers.
My name a Borat. I go to magician called doctor today.
is pain
Fml
Mrs.Maldy is my favorite teacher at my school. she loved me with all her heart even though she got a heart attack lol rip. Mad respek to maldy tho bc she had type 1 and 2 diabetes and still survived. Also mad repeck up to Anna Garcia bc she's pretty woke and had every disease possible #pbs #biomed
Type something here.
It's Time To Stop!!!!
Darin's Depilatory Drink
hu bae ad hu bae adbaf
I need a 30% to keep my A in AP Bio.
It is a brezze.
WAYNE ZHU
Wayne Is The Real God
lol ally ur fuked
I HAVE A 67% in history so I need to get a 32% or higher to keep a D ready to pass this class by the skin of my teeth
lmao imma bout to fuck myself im fucked niggas help me out y'all
Bryan stop saying things about the real Abhishay Subramanian
Hi, hello all I would like to state you will all pass your exams. You are all beautiful!
gotta get 68% on the astronomy final to get a B, lets get it
lol im exempting chem
U FINNA FAIL BICH
I am.. fucked. I had a solid A in chemistry all year and he just put in four labs that I didn't do and my grade dropped to a 76 :( I'm actually fucked over my final is in 12 hours and I barely studied because before I only needed like 87% to still have an A but now I NEED a 100% if I want an A- maybe. Please pray for me and for everyone else out there I'm terrified and sobbing my eyes out I know it's my own damn fault and that only makes it that much worse.
whos caitlen
I need to get a 72% to keep my grade............. WE GUCCI
me- complains about how hard life is and how finals are hard
also me- doesnt even fucking study?!?!?!?!?!?!
again, me- passes class anyways because my teachers dont want to see me again
me- complains about how hard life is and how finals are hard
also me- doesnt even fucking study?!?!?!?!?!?!
again, me- passes class anyways because my teachers dont want to see me again
What's popping 🅱️
yall gonna do good dont worry. just study and you'll be fine
TRUMP IS SHIT