Hannah J I can't talk RN comr back at 2:00 Pacific

I am very sorry I'm late, I was taking an APES final.

I got straight A's!!!

Oi Roger! Who are you? Respond to me MAN

Mah boi Alex Dahl was a failed abortion. Now he's got a 22% in freshman regular human geography... this bitch a senior

Sighs. Your right. Maybe Hannah never loved me the way I love her. But if that is true I must meet a tragic demise as did Romeo. If Hannah doesn't show herself I must die. Alas goodbye cruel world. I love you Hannah J!

Hello? Self transcendence is the highest on the hierarchy of needs, achieved only by a few choice individuals, such as gandhi and Mother Teresa.

Still trust your soulmate even though she hasn't showed up on the hub 15 minutes after she was supposed to?

Type something here.

I need at least a 68 to make a 90 in Chemistry. My final's going to be so curved (I live in a poor state) that I'll definitely have an A as my final grade.

You lie, false Roger Chen. False​ Roger, what have you done with the real Roger, you deprived piece of filth. I trust in my soulmate Hannah J. At first she was but a meme to me, but now we are so much to each other.

You do realize that Hannah J was most likely several different people baiting you into looking like an idiot, right?

Where are you my fellow scholar? I wish to discuss Freud and Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

I only need a 15% to get a 80% in Biology

i just got 110 on the pacer test lets gooo

I need a -20 to get a 70 in the class, guess im chill them

hi.
you're on a rock floating in space.
pretty cool, huh?
some of it's water.
fuck it, actually most of it's water.
i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat.
it's sad.
i'm sad.
i miss you.
how did this happen?
a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere.
when?
never.
makes sense, right?
like i said, it didn't happen.
nothing was never anywhere.
that's why it's been everywhere.
it's been so everywhere you don't need a where.
you don't even need a when.
that's how every it gets.
forget this.
i wanna be something.
go somewhere.
do something.
i want things to change.
i want to invent time and space.
and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened.
i just don't know when to start.
and that's exactly where it started.
whoah, i paused it.
i think there's a universe now.
what's it made of?
quarks & stuff

how tf are you supposed to pass the gym semester test like tf they dont teach you shit in that class

is a 1.8 gpa good?

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line and run as long possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound. Your test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start

my mom grew up in hungary and they didnt make her do finals. lucky duck.

Is there a lovely lady on this glorious Hub, who wishes to discuss a certain phycologists theories?

im doing a semester abroad but nobody told me that British universities count the final as 70% of your grade

Oh god I just saw an ad for some website called "Jobzology". It goes "Unsure about your future? Ask your counselor about Jobzology". This, everyone, is called false advertising. CUZ YOU WON'T HAVE A FUCKING FUTURE IF YOU JUST TAKE SOME BORING-ASS JOB AND DO IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Also, it sounds way too much like: "Ask your doctor about Viagra single packs"

read the comments. #schoolincreasessuicide

why we have to go to school for

Yo for real fuck math. Stupid ass cunts making us learn this bullshit. brb kms

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My dumbass teacher the real G

My engineering teacher just gave me a 200/20 on an assignment so I have a 170% I'm not telling him he's wrong tho

The idea of a job is so stupid. Let's start with the summer job, likely the dumbest idea ever created. Yes, it ensures that McDonald's has enough employees during the summer. And how exactly is flipping burgers going to help you someday? It's not. Working at In-N-Out for a few months will not ensure that the Oakland A's hire you as their GM. I'm assuming most parents expect their kids to earn more money than the minimum wage. SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY FORCE THEIR KIDS TO GET SUMMER JOBS? You can earn more umpiring a 2-hour little league game than you will in 3 hours at mcdonald's. Also, you're actually helping people by umpiring. If parents want their kids to volunteer, I got no problem with that. But there is absolutely no point to a summer job. Next, a regular job. Why do you need a regular job? So you can buy a house, have a family, get a Tesla, pay off college debt, etc. Why do you need your own house when yo're 30 (not saying you should just live with your parents)? No idea. Why would you want to have kids who will be trapped into the same meaningless existence as you? No idea. Why do you need a Tesla? YOU FUCKING DON'T!!!! Why do you need to pay off college debt? The only legit concern on here. Think about it this way. If you start your own company and it's relatively successful, you should be able to sell it for a decent chunk of money. And your college debt goes poof. And you can do a lot of stuff from their (investments, start a new company, etc.). Jobs=pointless

Half of my precalc class is just on this website instead of learning about hyperbolas because they make no fucking sense and we have a test next class

Calvin stop taking my phone. It's not funny. Also, give me my fidget spinner back

Bing Bong

ahhhhhh I have a math final todayyy I'm so dead. But ey today's the last time imma see my dumb teacher unless I fail the final and have to go to summer school...

welp no time for school back to blobes duce

Here's the basic logic behind school: Why do you have to do well and take good classes in high school? So you can get into a good college. Why do you have to get into a good college? So you can get a "good job" (aka just being an average loser for the rest of your life). This also means that all the dumb Ivy League legacies will get jobs ahead of people who ACTUALLY DESERVE THEM. Why would you want a "good job"? So you can get a Tesla. Can someone explain to me how that can be considered success? @Done with the school system, totally agree with your last point. But grades won't make you rich, you're either born into that or you aren't. Grades only serve the purpose of trapping you into a meaningless existence. Grades are often disregarded, at least in the high school application system. A black kid has a leg up on white and Asian kids because they can get into high schools with a lower gpa then said white and Asian kids in the name of "diversity". A lot of kids from my school got into good high schools even though a lot weren't that intelligent. It's sad because there's limited space and a lot of kids who actually deserved to get in probably didn't

I need a 101.65% on my final to get a 90% in Spanish! I might as well jump off a bridge now and be done with it.

Wouuuch!!!!

I was kindadown
Feelin rather blue

lokkin for a friend

someone just like you

Then you came along

Brightened up my day
Now til the end of time

We will always stay
Speeeeciiaaaaal Friends

Speeeeciiaaaaal Friends

Im glad you came along,

Partner!

Spanish is literally the dumbest fucking class I ever fucking took

Honestly though, why do our entire lives have to depend on a grade. Maybe you are a great person who works hard but just doesn't understand. Society makes them screwed because everything depends on grades, going to collage, getting a good job, getting money to live getting a house. If your a terrible person who no one likes and no one ever wants to be around but you have good grades, you will still succeed in life. You'll become the rich jerk who never gives anything back to society. It seriously terrible how screwed up the school system is in society. The kind of person you are and how you treat others, should be more important then a grade.

look who's becoming a stripper.............its me btw

Dipshit

im a hoe

kms all i wanna do is pass chemistryyyyyy

BECKY LET ME SMASH PLZZZ

Ive been watching riverdale instead of studying yikes. Taking a big L today on my finals.

dang im so tired and all i want is just to keep my B in the class :,((

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