kill me

I'll never get kidnapped

I'm a goner lol

Lets get right into the news

I accidentally entered the wrong "hub" if ya know what I mean. *wink*

This was not part of my master plan

I sell da life insurance yes

Roblox is life Rawr XD

he FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

hey big bois

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I just farted... and... it wasn't a fart...

Thirteenth Amendment
Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Hello lol

My show will never end bitches

If found please contact

I love all of you

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I love you roger

She's pregnant

More toxic then tyler1

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

I need 98.7 fml

i used to think i was stupid until i started reading these comments

Nobody likes me :(

I will never come out.

I am the GOAT

God bless this comment section

Square root curve would be nice
Sqrt(RawScore)*10
Thanks for the program!

Roger: You’re welcome! (That’s a ridiculous curve.)

@BillJoy I did them all, and they're all god-tier memes

I see you Noah ;))

This is not what I wanted when I made this website

What the fuck

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

Gosh darn my butt is so moist

Good lord I'm nervous! I'm really sweaty too!

hai i laav da deeshwaysher

OwO

I hate Schaefer. Screw her english final

MY DAD ASKED ME TO GET A IN JOMETRY WHAT THE F*#(!%()#@!()%

i am not gay

*gets a 60 percent..... needed 72.......*

THIS NIGGA GOT CROSSED INTO THE SHADOW REALM

roger will you have my baby

I been in this club too long, the woman that i would try. She happy with a good guy, but ive been drinking so much, that imma call her anyway and say. thanks roger

"Knees weak arms are heavy, theres vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti, he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he opens his mouth but the words wont come out he choking how, everybody's joking now the clocks run out times up over plow, snap back to reality oh there goes gravity oh there goes rabbit he choked he's so mad but he wont give up that easy"

i got a 33.64 in math and i need a 365.44 to get a A. FuCk

I've been grinding all year and to finally get a b in the class is amazing. To get a c I need a 17% and for that cool b I need a 87%. I'm not going to show up so it's very likely for me to get a c. I'll update what my final grade is later maybe probably not

For just pennies a day, you can help this poor child get a thicc scholarship for college...

Oh MY GOOD GOSH I need a 18% to pass biology kill me now. I'm never gonna get it.