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Dylan, getcho ass ova hea before i beat it up like an eggrolll!

Despite the negative press covfefe

i would like to give murphdog a giant FUCK YOU bc i didn't learn SHIT this year :')

suicide is the option at this point
LMAOOOOOOOOOO GONNA COMMIT SCHOOL MAKING ME FKING SUICIALLL
i thought coming here would give me hope BOI WAS I WRONG

i need a 186% to get a 80 on math =)

Damn I need a 39% on my final to keep my A. No studying for me

Looking for a fat cock to suck. Anyone got one?

i used to be like the smartest kiddo in the entire elementary school what happened

I need a 61 to keep my B FUCK

H E L P

ok so my teacher is always so behind on adding in grades so i checked my grades and i had a high or middle A and then i checked again later and i suddenly had a bunch of zeros that took my grade down to an 83 and these were all things he didn't really talk about being due so i did them all except for like maybe one bc my friend still hasn't replied with the work i need for it even tho i asked several times and so i turned them in late (my friend said he doesn't really count them as late grades??) and then like all of my grades other than the missing work were all like anywhere from 94's - 100's so anyway ik this is kind of complicated but now that i've turned in all my missing work and assuming i do well on the final (i most likely will & its worth 20% of my grade), dO U THINK MY FINAL GRADE (AS WELL AS HOPEFULLY MY GRADE FROM THIS QUARTER) IS GONNA GO BACK UP TO AN A SO I DONT DISAPPOINT MY FAMILY AND RUIN MY ENTIRE FUTURE AND BASICALLY END THE ENTIRE WORLD??? ROGER HELP PLS????????

Roger: Well, if you make up at least half of those assignments, your grade should go back up to at least a 90% (e.g. halfway between an 83% and a “high or middle A”). Does that help?

Fuck my teacher. Fuck biology. Fuck my life.

good luck y'all

Keep trying guys, I had low grades once and now i have all A's. You just have to want it.

I love off darkskins, darkskins are where it's atttt 👅💦 Especially Toronto mans

I have a 78 in chemistry and I'm praying I can hold on to the C(I don't know shit cause I cheat on every fucking test all year) also my teacher spent a few months in the looney bin

I got a 73% on a test which worh 55% on my grade.i got 75 on quiz which worh 20%. My overall grade is a 68. Something before my teacher enter it. Now, when she enter those score in why it only raise by 1% . Tell me soon as possble. Thank you

Roger: That sounds reasonable to me. How much of an increase were you expecting?

Be sick for finals then you dont have to take them

i saw a kidnapping today, but i decided not to wake him up

i once didnt have money for gas, so i farted in my wallet and now i have gasmoney

in a america we call a weiner a hotdog, in asia we call a weinerdog our supper

what do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs
BOB

little johnny was in class one day, so the teacher asked can anyone spell beautiful for me so Susy spelled it B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L, so the teacher asked can you put that in a sentence for me, so Tommy said " that butterfly is beautiful", the teacher said good Tommy, can anyone else use it in a sentence, so Lily said" I had a beautiful Friend" the teacher replied good Lily, so Johnny puts up his hand and says " last night when my 16 year old sister told my dad she was pregnant he said, beautiful just fucking beautiful"

Its my 3rd quarter grade and 4th quarter grade and then my exam grade. Then that is my final grade

Sick my duck

My dong is big

idk why no matter how hard i try i end up failing my finals...

Are you peanut butter and jelly because you look like your inbred

Roger, how are you so smart? Since you are a genius, can u think of a good way of getting this bitch fired? Tysm I hope she burns in hell (if hell doesn't reject her for being too awful)

Roger: If your teacher is actually awful, you should speak to your counselor about it.

my wenis is real moist

I wonder if Roger reads all the comments. It seems like 50% of them are either on sex or killing yourself. 50% also happens to be the percentage I have in all of my classes :(

Roger: I read all of them.

She's so fucked up

Roger, if I get all A's and take 6 AP's, am I competitive for top tier schools? Thanks

Roger: Sure you are.

Roger, what is your favorite Hub currently on the internet?

Roger: GitHub?

Does that look bad on college apps

I'm so mad at myself oml went from 87 to 84

Final Highschool test here I cooooooooooooooooome

I need a -906% to get a 90 in math xD

I have a 70.1 in geometry and need a 70 to pass fuck you mrs yang

Half the time you cant understand her and the other half of the time your not paying attention

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Dear Roger,
Daddy Fidget would like to ask a question...
How many dank fidget spinners do you have
From,
Daddy Fidget

Final exams start Monday😭😭😭

TWO YEARS DOWN. TWO MORE TO GO BITCHES

(also roger love me back plS)

These comments are just... 😶

so i have an 89% in my class, and i wanted to pass with atleast an 80% my final is worth 15% of my grade, and so it said i needed atleast a 25% to get an 80%. so i didnt try since i wasnt worried and passed with a 60% AND SO MY GRADE WENT DOWN TO A C ):<

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This website makes me want to drive my car to the bus stop.

The comment above comes from a Prius owner.

My name is naveen and i don't need this final grade calculator because i have 100%s in all my classes. Go me!

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