Dad?

im a huge slut

What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My genocide crusade begins here.

Hello I have come from Your Name

I need to get 105% FML

@my dog died
pump it full of milk please

i think the parres piece accords where really bad but they were actualy a good idea

pls

What is your favorite color, Roger?

Roger: It changes from day to day. Usually some kind of dark gray-blue.

For thy pussies speaking of such language filter.

I am hereby bewildered what must you prophesize of such platform?

- A riddly-diddly welcome from Succulent Jefferson

ill try that but my teacher has eyes like a fuckin hawk. thanks for the help tho

please put a filter down even if it is easy to get around, it'll probably stop 80% of the dumbasses spamming this shit
hint: don't have it say "That word isn't allowed here!", just have it give a generic "Error posting message". Bonus points for "Contact your system administrator for support", it'll probably stop nearly everyone else

my asshole is tight

Most teachers let u bring a notecard to use. Write down on your notecard the questions that u dont know. Then sneak it into ur pocket and go to the bathroom and go to history.com or somethig and write down the answers on the card. Try to do it fast so the teacher doesnt get suspicious.

western civ

What class do u need to cheat in? I may have some websites to reccomend

ik i didnt use my inheritance for the chemo

shout out to all my teachers whove changed my grade because they hate e i still made it nigga suck my ass u cunts and yall pussy stank

whats the best way to cheat if you sit in the front of the room?? i REALLY NEED TO CHEAT HEELPPP

your so lucky your parents are dead

duurrh kenturck i love jewish nuns and womman reeeeghts

i hope your parents get better

i just took a shit and didnt need to wipe becuase it just slid out of me bum. Cleancut is the way to go

i happen to thiink school is cool because my parents are dead

Who the fuck is Roger anyways?

Roger: I ask that all the time.

Hello . I have a 127% in AP calculus YZ . I want to have at least 100% or my father will banish me from our family . I have already studied for 8 hours but i only need a Negative-53% on my final . How much more should I study ? Thank you

you guys are suck

Bonerfart

Lol yeet

Hey, Roger! So I currently have a 68.09 in math and my final is 20% of my grade. We just did a math project and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get extra credit on it since I put about 7 times the amount of effort and equations needed into it. I'm not exactly sure how much of my grade the project is, and she has yet to put the grades in. Do you know about how much my grade will be? I'm hoping to bring it up to a C at least, it's an honors class so it'll be weighted if I can.

Also, can I have a high five?

Roger: Assuming you score 105% on your project, it needs to be worth at least 4.14% of your overall grade in order to raise your overall grade to a 70.0%. Does that help?

I dont get my license if I dont get an B+ in geomotry..... I have a C+. so i have to get a 128% on my exam. fucking awesome.

I need to get 100% to get an A I'm fucked

in soviet russia everyone gets same grade dont worry my friends

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Comment what I should do with it

guys i need some advice i am failing chemistry and lunch. PLA Z HELPFFPQ!>

i just want to pass my class

y'all geeks need to get outta school and start stealing memes my nibbas

86% to keep a B in world history. I haven't gotten more than a C on a test this year. Help.

A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed. Whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this being a metaphor for the kingdom.At the end of the contest all of the children came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants in hand. After he looks at all of the children's pots, he finally decides that the little girl with an empty pot will be the next Queen. Why did he choose this little girl over all of the other children with their beautiful plants?

You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?

lol Ima just smoke a blunt before testing

To get my AP Calc grade to an A I have to obtain a 100.56% on my final.

Only need like a 47% for a B so I'm all set.

There

Knock

Dong

Ripperoni to my hopes and dreams in regards to college!

i gotta get a 100% on my final to get an A in my math class and maintain my honors GPA fml

I am wallowing in self pity I am the self pity I want someone else to pity me but I am alone alone alone alone I only have me me me me caffeine set me free free free free