Please kill me I hate school and can't wait for the sweet release of death

Fuck 12

can't get a zero if theres no one to give me one

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flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

SIKE YALL I GOT ALL A'S SUCK IT

er yes hello i would lik to kno how much i need to pss the englich exam am from india first yar her and english most difficult for me. I has a 50% bc my teache dont understand that I no know english

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly...

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Yea JS Watched too much anime to study for finals at all

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Hello

passing stranger! you do not know how longingly i look upon you, you must be he i was seeking, or she i was seeking, (it comes to me, as of a dream,) i have somewhere surely lived a life of joy with you, all is recall'd as we flit by each other, fluid, affectionate, chaste, matured, you grew up with me, were a boy with me, or a girl with me, i ate with you, and slept with you -- your body has become not yours only, nor left my body mine only, you give me the pleasure of your eyes, face, flesh, as we pass -- you take of my beard, breast, hands, in return, i am not to speak to you -- i am to think of you when i sit alone, or wake at night alone, i am to wait -- i do not doubt i am to meet you again, i am to see to it that i do not lose you.

- Walt Whitman, from Leaves of Grass
(Poem titled 'To a Stranger')

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i cant undersstand how i get a D in enghlish class like the fuk i cant get my grade up and i are good at writing them essays and shit but nah ma teach give me badass grades on every dam thingg i tern in like da fuk teach im hella good you dumass bich

I got a -3/10 on one of my assignments so now a have BELOW a 0% in the class. Like literally how the fuck is this even possible

I can't imagine any of these posts are for real, because typically people who need 200% on their finals aren't the kind of people to bother calculating what they need because they really don't give a fuck about their grades in the first place

Bruh, I have a 54 in SS and my final exam counts as 10% of my grade and I need a 165% to pass. FUN! :(

Lmao, I got straight A's. Everyone in this world is so dumb. Lol, can't wait to take your money when I'm a freakin' billionaire idiots. XD

Bap bap bap. Gotta get dem 159% to pass gym. Neato seato my burrito!

I want to get a 0% in Biology, but I need a -800% in order to do so. Rats.

exam in 10 minutes and im fucked mate lmao

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Hi Roger,
I have a test before my final. The test will be worth 52 points out of 395 in the assessments category which is 50% of my grade. My current percentage in the class is 94.2% What do I have to get on the test to have at least a 93% in the class?

Roger: The answer actually depends on your current grade in your “assessments” category (since the existing 343 points will shrink in weight to accommodate the final exam). What’s your current assessments category average?

thanks for doing this algorithm
-your typical scholar who wants to make sure their A+'s don't go down to A-'s!

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lol!!!! why is everyone complaining; school is not that difficult. it is exhausting, but not as difficult as fighting in the war or being in the army or something. I have a perfect GPA (weighted more than a 4.0 if you include my 8 Ap's) and I'm involved in 5 clubs at school and ASB ;). just try your best (GET OFF YOUR PHONE/STOP BEING TOO DISTRACTED BY it) and go to tutoring, or get a mentor gosh . just DO IT------<3

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hey guys hows it going, I like spendin my free time talking to people in the comments about math #yay #talktome #mathisfun

when you don't have time to do the math because of finals :'((((

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Roger, I have an 83 in my Chemistry class but need a 90. Is there anyway for my teacher to curve the final?

Roger: Have you asked your teacher?

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I had to get a 58 percent to keep my B in calc - boi i swung a 59.5

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Haha LOL I need a 200% to get an A 😂😂😂😬