My home is in the Gobi-wan Desert.

hey roger, how's life? how are things? what kind of vines do you quote?

Can this calculate how bad my dad will beat me tonight?

I’ve cheated on every single test and have no clue wtf we’re learning, and I need to get an A on the final...

Finals? better buy the new COD now before your parents get the belt

Gonna have to retake chem let's go Bois

roger im in trouble... i need your help, BIG TIME! i left my school early without telling my mom or dad because i couldn't face my teacher, my grade is just too low (36%). the teacher caught me half way out the window. im currently in the principal's office. my mommy... my mommy said im in big trouble... i need you to break me out of here! just call and say uh-uhh Ryan is a good boy and just pretend you're my dad. That should do the trick. im pretty sure it will work because my mom gets around. then call my teacher and tell him to give me an A+. ok roger, work your magic... my future depends on you.

possibly your son,
Ryan

Roger: Sure

Ya like jazz?

So i currently have 57.27 in chemistry if i made a 90 on a project what will my grade be but he still hasn't put my test correction which is a 75 and i just turn in a HW and made a 80

Roger: It depends on how much each of those things is worth, as a percentage of your current overall grade.

Please come home answer my calls this is the only way I can reach you the kids are starving baby talk to me

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Laurel

dear R0G3R,
i need help... rn im in big trouble because i left school without telling my mom and dad. my grade is so low (36%) and i cant even face

Shoot me once see what happens...don’t kill my dog

i need a 92% to get a 70 in chem, sorry mom and dad

Sabotage the Final....letsss goooooo!!!!

I need 68% to get a D in my Precalculus class...mission failed we’ll get them next time...

It’s too late now. I’m gonna ruin your future.

Needed 77% to get an A...got 75% #feelsbadman

execute order 66

Bull, because you need a -125 in order for that to be true

all wahmen are queens

Bruh who finna dab on the whip

Roger you're a real G for this one but my mom is still gonna disown me when she finds out I'm failing algebra 1 for the second time love you brotha

Roger: Haha

blake my life, yearbook is my aspiration

press F to pay respect for lil homies not passin their finals

only woodlands kidz know

Yanny

im more dead then lil peep

Mr. Stark i doont fel soooo good

lmao fam im dead

dab on a brother

screw geometry

Need a 290% to get a C on my math test because Rodriguez is too busy on his computer playing Roblox Murder Mystery and Minecraft Hunger Games instead of actually helping out the students.

I need a 106% on my final to bump my grade to an 89.5%. There go my scholarships.

Need a 876% to get a 60% in my class. LETS GOOOO

Hey guys I love latin

I cut off my dogs ears

my Spanish test is gonna bring me to the cowboys at Ram Ranch ;)

ayyyyyyy

tyb.

PASS YOUR FINALS AND YOU WILL BE SENT 2000 V-BUCKS!!!!!!

im quacking rn

I showed this site to my son and now he is my dad.

Hey Roger I need a 6% to pass one of my finals, I think I should study for this one.

there are only 2 genders

need 58% to still get a in the class

Need 0% to pass my classes.
Don’t think I can do it

imma pass with D’s let’s goo y’all

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