I need 10% to live in a society

i need 5% to pass my final on Despacito 2

my life is like trying to clean up a gallon of water with one paper towel in 5 mins

ha all you losers over here, preschool don’t have no finals

lol most y’all need to get above a 100%
ha y’all screwed

Fml

All I have is regret, nothing but deep regret.

got an F on my computer business apps final and my teacher put it in as a 95...god is real!

Could you add threaded commenting? If not, why?

Roger: I’ll answer your comment above.

We live in a society

So I'm sitting here trying to study for my finals in an English class, but I'm procrastinating by looking at all these comments. I need to stop but they're too funny. Roger, do you procrastinate?

pAcErZZZZ

i only gotta get a 20% on the final to pass geometry holla

love this site and you Roger <3

Roger: Glad to help!

u cool dude

rogerhub's the gOAT

Roger: *bleats*

i don't need to score more than a 75 on any of my tests, so why am i stilllllll freakkkkinnnggg outttttt

Roger I am ya boy, soy BOY, you havin a good day buddy BOY?

Roger: Who are you calling a soy boy?

My finals week, from needing a 4% to needing a 118% to get an A.

This website either makes you regret using it or makes your day better no inbetween

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM CHINESE AND IM FAILING CHINESE 0

Roger: That’s Japanese.

Yanny, Laurel, or lemme get an A??

I NEED A 103% TO PASS MY MATH CLASS FML

I need a 70% but i avg a 65% on finals in that class (its a language so I have taken it before)

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You're probably regretting this comment section now, lol

Roger: Haha

Jesus loves me yes I know. Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so. Shine Jesus shine. I already sacrificed enough children to pass what am I doing wrong

Last night my sister asked me what career I wanted to go into and I blanked so I said the first thing I thought of which was “Thirsty Friend” and now no one in my family will let me live that down so that’s the mood for finals

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bruh i can still pass all my classes with a -164% on my final what is life! also add me on epic games везучий

They are 🅱️ery 🅱️ery hard.

Got a c in math, oh well. Time to start investing in the stock market so I can become rich cause school Is hard.

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thnaks man

So, like. The day before yesterday i was rich with good grades I had a B there an A here but then. Today I was blessed with the 54% sickness and now unfortunately my crops are dying my vine compilation herd are dying and my mine craft lets play is falling short of views. What will I do now that my family has teken away my inter webs from this bad grades. No I do not compare to Lil Tay but surely the gods will bless me with the new corrections for the test. Please god, i dont want to end up like "CaTch Me OutSide" or "Logean PaUL" I BEG OF YOU!

Thanks Roger for this great website!!! You really helped me out on the final

Roger: You’re welcome!

Hey Roger, can you golf this script that loads 500 comments any more than it already is?

for(i=1;i<11;i++)more_comments()

Current score: 32 bytes

Roger: The beginning could be shortened to for(i=11;i;i--).

Fortnite is a stupid game.

YO I was once at an B and now i'm at a C because of this final, soooo

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i be playin dah fork knife all day and night instead of stooding finals now i ned 138495% on finl to pass
:(:(:(:(((

And on the 6th day, God said "boi you ain't getting an A".

I need A+ grades in almost all of my classes to maintain an A.

dear chris,

and what about it? mind ur business whore!

sincerely,
claire :)

you already know im passing all my classes on yall dumb boiiss. im only 9 years old and im already in college.Yall are grown ass men hating on a 9 year old, get a life broke nibba this textbook cost more than your rent. LOOK AT THIS VIEW.

dear claire,

dont u have an essay to write?

- Chris <3

When you have to get a 183 on your final to get a A

99.07 to get an A in Algebra II 😢

Ah, yes. Of Course. Very nice. I enjoy this website very. When I need grade clac, I come search for Roger. Thank Roger!

Roger: You’re welcome!