I have a test in like half an hour and I need a 95% on it to keep an A... Pray for me papa geno
Meme Lord
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:29:58 GMT
Roger, grant me luck with all my assignments by saying Wish Granted XD
Roger: I feel like i’m being tricked.
Depressed Teen
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:26:15 GMT
I hate my life, existence is pain, end my suffering DX
ray ray
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:23:02 GMT
wanna have a tickle fight ?
We bouta fail
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:22:23 GMT
Need an 85 to keep an 85 in the class, Roger help a homie out and just become God then change my grade pls.
GG
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:21:15 GMT
when your blue pump does 7 damage...rip my grade
Joeb
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:19:17 GMT
So for the ‘current grade’ does that mean our overall or just the semester?
Roger: Whichever you want, as long as the other two numbers also describe the same thing. That’s kind of like asking whether you’re supposed to use this calculator for English or History.
Lis
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:11:04 GMT
I need 127% to pass with an A- .. yikes
Isaiah
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:10:53 GMT
Test in 25 minutes. Here we go!
bill joy
Tue, 22 May 2018 12:05:27 GMT
wish me luck boi
Anonymous
Tue, 22 May 2018 08:36:39 GMT
When you need a 90 to pass the class...
D hatt
Tue, 22 May 2018 08:15:46 GMT
I need to get a 75 on my physics final to pass. I'm confident I can do that
billy bob
Tue, 22 May 2018 07:18:37 GMT
To be honest im trying to find motivation to finish my damn essay... Roger can I get a HOOYAAAAH?!
Roger: I don’t understand how that’s supposed to motivate anyone.
Is Roger a bot?
Tue, 22 May 2018 06:41:39 GMT
No way you actually a real person. If you are you are a legend, but it can’t be. I can not believe you are real without confirmation. Plz tell me if you are real Roger.
Roger: Beep beep boop boop.
It's past my bedtime
Tue, 22 May 2018 06:37:01 GMT
I was supposed to be asleep 2 and a half hours ago but instead decided to stay up and put in every single one of my final scores into Roger multiple times . So thanx my dood U DA BEST ROG
Roger: Glad to help!
Comrade
Tue, 22 May 2018 06:17:41 GMT
BRITS ARE HOMOS
Y’all I’m done
Tue, 22 May 2018 06:06:44 GMT
Just gonna become a stripper I can’t do school
TPR.2
Tue, 22 May 2018 06:06:12 GMT
Hey Roger, whats it like being an adult still getting messages from 15-year-olds about really dumb shit on the daily?
Roger: Haha, oh boy…
jef
Tue, 22 May 2018 06:02:45 GMT
my nam
Yeeeeeeeet
Tue, 22 May 2018 06:01:43 GMT
I have a trig final tomorrow so I’m begging you Roger to grant me a good grade by saying “Yeet”
Roger: Yeet?
yeeto sketo
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:59:45 GMT
boi im a actual a man and these finals be killer hope you goys dont die i literally have not studyed yeet roger bless this comment by saying "yeeto sketo you can do it'
Roger: …good luck!
Roger is a Dad
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:52:31 GMT
@RNGesus- You have actually made my night! Thank you so much! I understand what you are saying though, but he wouldn't ever open up to and seemed to be embarrassed to know me around his friends(which might I add are also my friends). What I understood from the things I heard that he said about me is that I was just considered a fling to him. Which is my fault because I didn't take the red flags into consideration. I more just mad at myself for falling for him because it's not the first time something like this has happened to me. Anyway, I'm sure you will find happiness and I hope everything that has been going on in your life gets better! Also I know people can be scary and weird but like I personally don't always bite and others might not either! Take a brighter look on things :)
Accidentally drank blinker fluid
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:47:52 GMT
Plz help me I am in the middle of Arizona and my car broke down with ni water, my eyes r so dry so I thought blinker fluid would help me, but I still haven’t blinked in 4 hours and now I’ve thrown up 2 of my kidneys so idk what to do. I tried to wash it down with gasoline and wiper fluid but it won’t work. Nvr mind I’m good, I can see Abraham Lincoln walking over, praise be, I am saved. Also I have a 70% in my class and am gonna fail
RNGesus
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:41:49 GMT
@Roger is dad, as an introvert myself, I can confirm that not all teenage boys are like this. I am extremely socially awkward, and this is partly because I am rude to people. I don’t like to be rude, but I just can’t help it, there are way too many annoying/idiotic people in the world. He may have a different reason, mine is just that I can’t stand people. He may also act that way because he wants to feel superior to someone. Maybe he always feels depressed and not as good as everyone else, so when he finds someone (like you) that he can talk to, he may try to patronize you. I’ve never been in a relationship but these are just some of my thoughts. Try to get him to have deeper conversations with you and see if he has any problems. If he’s just a jerk, then you may want to stay away from him.
Roger: Jeez this sounds just like me.
R.I.P.
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:38:59 GMT
Just tryna survive this hell that some people call “math”
honors pre calc student
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:31:10 GMT
Thanks Roger! I'm still stressed for my final tomorrow but it helps to know what percent I need to get an A. Wish me luck!
Roger: Good luck!
Asian DAD MEMES
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:27:08 GMT
DAD: YOU CODE IN C++?
CODE IN A++!!!
Roger is a Dad
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:26:58 GMT
Hey Roger i need some dating advice... So this guy and I have been talking over snapchat for weeks and he says he likes me but hes super shy so he never talks to me in person. I say hi to him in the halls and he kind of ignores me. He then apologizes over snapchat then never talks to me for a little bit. This happens like 4 times until this weekend we had a bbq for the club we are in together and did this weird wrestling game apparently we were both trying to get paired together but it never worked out. Later on in the night I go to sit next to him he rolls his eyes and is kind of a jerk about everything. At this point I'm feeling pretty bad about myself as well as pissed off. Like he can be super nice and a overall good guy over technology but the second things get real he bails? Not ok! so I start texting our mutual really good friend about everything and kind of start to understand why things are the way they had been. I decided to make the bold move(YET AGAIN) and go to pull him aside to talk to him what would have been today in the hall away from all his friends to actually tell him how I feel and that it's not usual for me to be forward but I really liked him. Well my whole plan went awray when I found out later he would never 1) date me because it would be a bad publicity stunt. 2) he just thought I was hot and could care less. 3) He didn't mind being the bad guy and toying with my feelings. My question is are all teenage boys like this? PLEASE ANSWER I CANT STUDY
Roger: You might be better off getting advice from someone closer to your age, but here goes nothing. I think that regardless of how two people feel about each other, a relationship won’t work unless both of them are prepared for it. Sometimes, people just aren’t at a point in their lives that welcomes a relationship, and there’s nothing you (or they) can really do about it. It could explain why he refuses to let you get too close. That being said, plenty of teenage boys are mean to hide their embarrassment. Harassment is just part of the package. I’d try not to take it too seriously (who knows? maybe he’ll turn out to be a real ass) and have some fun.
pls help
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:26:44 GMT
I need a 60% on my final to keep a B in the class and if i’m bein honest, ya boi doesn’t even think he can do it.
Asian DAD MEMES
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:26:20 GMT
DAD: ORANGE HAS VITAMIN C? NO MORE ORANGES FOR U!!!
Scotty
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:23:18 GMT
I legit can fail my history test and still pass with an A-. That is the best news I've ever heard in my whole life. See ya, Imma go watch YouTube instead of study!
RNGesus
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:18:34 GMT
Why ask for good luck when you can have knalidge
Roger pls help
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:15:41 GMT
I need the luck of the great Roger dragon pls help I’m gonna die
Roger: Good luck!
I HATE MYSELF
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:14:41 GMT
IVE PLAYED FORTNITE ALL DAY AND I NEED AN 103% TO PASS MY GEOMETRY CLASS IN WHICH I KNOW NOTHING IM GONNA KMS BUT ITS MY FAULT WHY AM I LIKE THOS
Roger Please
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:10:44 GMT
Wish me luck imma need all that I can get to not fail I'm sobbing rn
I really want to die
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:09:57 GMT
I need at least an 86% on the final to keep an A so I can only miss 6 out of 45 questions and I understand NONE of it and the final's tomorrow morning I really don't think I can do it
Early ducker
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:07:49 GMT
We out here calculating what we need to keep our uni acceptance real grind hours rn
Rip
Tue, 22 May 2018 05:02:17 GMT
Ok i officially decided im going to die of stress and geometry maybe chem mixed with a little english
help
Tue, 22 May 2018 04:56:47 GMT
me
Roger's Thot
Tue, 22 May 2018 04:55:36 GMT
Hi Roger please reply to me so that I have good luck for tomorrow
Roger: Good luck!
Kill Joy
Tue, 22 May 2018 04:55:03 GMT
My grade is at a 90%. It'll be a close one boys.
ROGER
Tue, 22 May 2018 04:54:38 GMT
HI ROGER U DA BEST
Roger: Aw, thanks.
big daddy
Tue, 22 May 2018 04:52:58 GMT
you lit as hell roger. i only need a 67% to pass with an a
Do I know this?
Tue, 22 May 2018 04:46:45 GMT
Need a 58% to keep a 92 in my health class. Still think imma fail it like idk most of the review we did. ROGER REPLY TO ME
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your my broother. give me some loops
I have a test in like half an hour and I need a 95% on it to keep an A... Pray for me papa geno
Roger, grant me luck with all my assignments by saying Wish Granted XD
Roger: I feel like i’m being tricked.
I hate my life, existence is pain, end my suffering DX
wanna have a tickle fight ?
Need an 85 to keep an 85 in the class, Roger help a homie out and just become God then change my grade pls.
when your blue pump does 7 damage...rip my grade
So for the ‘current grade’ does that mean our overall or just the semester?
Roger: Whichever you want, as long as the other two numbers also describe the same thing. That’s kind of like asking whether you’re supposed to use this calculator for English or History.
I need 127% to pass with an A- .. yikes
Test in 25 minutes. Here we go!
wish me luck boi
When you need a 90 to pass the class...
I need to get a 75 on my physics final to pass. I'm confident I can do that
To be honest im trying to find motivation to finish my damn essay... Roger can I get a HOOYAAAAH?!
Roger: I don’t understand how that’s supposed to motivate anyone.
No way you actually a real person. If you are you are a legend, but it can’t be. I can not believe you are real without confirmation. Plz tell me if you are real Roger.
Roger: Beep beep boop boop.
I was supposed to be asleep 2 and a half hours ago but instead decided to stay up and put in every single one of my final scores into Roger multiple times . So thanx my dood U DA BEST ROG
Roger: Glad to help!
BRITS ARE HOMOS
Just gonna become a stripper I can’t do school
Hey Roger, whats it like being an adult still getting messages from 15-year-olds about really dumb shit on the daily?
Roger: Haha, oh boy…
my nam
I have a trig final tomorrow so I’m begging you Roger to grant me a good grade by saying “Yeet”
Roger: Yeet?
boi im a actual a man and these finals be killer hope you goys dont die i literally have not studyed yeet roger bless this comment by saying "yeeto sketo you can do it'
Roger: …good luck!
@RNGesus- You have actually made my night! Thank you so much! I understand what you are saying though, but he wouldn't ever open up to and seemed to be embarrassed to know me around his friends(which might I add are also my friends). What I understood from the things I heard that he said about me is that I was just considered a fling to him. Which is my fault because I didn't take the red flags into consideration. I more just mad at myself for falling for him because it's not the first time something like this has happened to me. Anyway, I'm sure you will find happiness and I hope everything that has been going on in your life gets better! Also I know people can be scary and weird but like I personally don't always bite and others might not either! Take a brighter look on things :)
Plz help me I am in the middle of Arizona and my car broke down with ni water, my eyes r so dry so I thought blinker fluid would help me, but I still haven’t blinked in 4 hours and now I’ve thrown up 2 of my kidneys so idk what to do. I tried to wash it down with gasoline and wiper fluid but it won’t work. Nvr mind I’m good, I can see Abraham Lincoln walking over, praise be, I am saved. Also I have a 70% in my class and am gonna fail
@Roger is dad, as an introvert myself, I can confirm that not all teenage boys are like this. I am extremely socially awkward, and this is partly because I am rude to people. I don’t like to be rude, but I just can’t help it, there are way too many annoying/idiotic people in the world. He may have a different reason, mine is just that I can’t stand people. He may also act that way because he wants to feel superior to someone. Maybe he always feels depressed and not as good as everyone else, so when he finds someone (like you) that he can talk to, he may try to patronize you. I’ve never been in a relationship but these are just some of my thoughts. Try to get him to have deeper conversations with you and see if he has any problems. If he’s just a jerk, then you may want to stay away from him.
Roger: Jeez this sounds just like me.
Just tryna survive this hell that some people call “math”
Thanks Roger! I'm still stressed for my final tomorrow but it helps to know what percent I need to get an A. Wish me luck!
Roger: Good luck!
DAD: YOU CODE IN C++?
CODE IN A++!!!
Hey Roger i need some dating advice... So this guy and I have been talking over snapchat for weeks and he says he likes me but hes super shy so he never talks to me in person. I say hi to him in the halls and he kind of ignores me. He then apologizes over snapchat then never talks to me for a little bit. This happens like 4 times until this weekend we had a bbq for the club we are in together and did this weird wrestling game apparently we were both trying to get paired together but it never worked out. Later on in the night I go to sit next to him he rolls his eyes and is kind of a jerk about everything. At this point I'm feeling pretty bad about myself as well as pissed off. Like he can be super nice and a overall good guy over technology but the second things get real he bails? Not ok! so I start texting our mutual really good friend about everything and kind of start to understand why things are the way they had been. I decided to make the bold move(YET AGAIN) and go to pull him aside to talk to him what would have been today in the hall away from all his friends to actually tell him how I feel and that it's not usual for me to be forward but I really liked him. Well my whole plan went awray when I found out later he would never 1) date me because it would be a bad publicity stunt. 2) he just thought I was hot and could care less. 3) He didn't mind being the bad guy and toying with my feelings. My question is are all teenage boys like this? PLEASE ANSWER I CANT STUDY
Roger: You might be better off getting advice from someone closer to your age, but here goes nothing. I think that regardless of how two people feel about each other, a relationship won’t work unless both of them are prepared for it. Sometimes, people just aren’t at a point in their lives that welcomes a relationship, and there’s nothing you (or they) can really do about it. It could explain why he refuses to let you get too close. That being said, plenty of teenage boys are mean to hide their embarrassment. Harassment is just part of the package. I’d try not to take it too seriously (who knows? maybe he’ll turn out to be a real ass) and have some fun.
I need a 60% on my final to keep a B in the class and if i’m bein honest, ya boi doesn’t even think he can do it.
DAD: ORANGE HAS VITAMIN C? NO MORE ORANGES FOR U!!!
I legit can fail my history test and still pass with an A-. That is the best news I've ever heard in my whole life. See ya, Imma go watch YouTube instead of study!
Why ask for good luck when you can have knalidge
I need the luck of the great Roger dragon pls help I’m gonna die
Roger: Good luck!
IVE PLAYED FORTNITE ALL DAY AND I NEED AN 103% TO PASS MY GEOMETRY CLASS IN WHICH I KNOW NOTHING IM GONNA KMS BUT ITS MY FAULT WHY AM I LIKE THOS
Wish me luck imma need all that I can get to not fail I'm sobbing rn
I need at least an 86% on the final to keep an A so I can only miss 6 out of 45 questions and I understand NONE of it and the final's tomorrow morning I really don't think I can do it
We out here calculating what we need to keep our uni acceptance real grind hours rn
Ok i officially decided im going to die of stress and geometry maybe chem mixed with a little english
me
Hi Roger please reply to me so that I have good luck for tomorrow
Roger: Good luck!
My grade is at a 90%. It'll be a close one boys.
HI ROGER U DA BEST
Roger: Aw, thanks.
you lit as hell roger. i only need a 67% to pass with an a
Need a 58% to keep a 92 in my health class. Still think imma fail it like idk most of the review we did. ROGER REPLY TO ME
Roger: Good… luck?
Young SMith got me FOookEdddd UP,
Accepting defeat at this point. Rip
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Man, I thought finals could bring your grade up more... rip