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Eliza, the computer therapist

Therapy is all about asking the right questions, and Eliza will do exactly that. First described in MIT Professor Joseph Weizenbaum in 1966, this artificial conversation algorithm provides the illusion of being heard and understood without needing an actual therapist. I use it regularly to maintain sanity.

Full disclosure: No records of your input is kept. Disconnect from the Internet for guaranteed confidentiality.

Implementation by Norbert Landsteiner “elizabot.js” <www.masswerk.at>.

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These comments were written by anonymous visitors. Roger’s comments are colored blue.

Julius
Thu, 13 May 2021 02:55:22 GMT

ELIZA: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
YOU: nothing
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: It just doesn't, I guess
ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that ?
YOU: I dunno
ELIZA: That's quite interesting.
YOU: Why?
ELIZA: What do you think ?
YOU: um
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: AGH
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: I definitely have strong feelings right now
ELIZA: Do you say you definitely have strong feelings right now for some special reason ?
YOU: BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING INCREDIBLY ANNOYING
ELIZA: Does it please you to believe I am being incredibly annoying ?
YOU: NO!
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: ARGHH
ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.

;)
Wed, 12 May 2021 18:56:45 GMT

ELIZA: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
YOU: you are my problem
ELIZA: Why do you say your problem ?
YOU: You asked
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: you stink
ELIZA: Oh, I stink ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: *confusion*

Name
Wed, 12 May 2021 18:47:44 GMT

ELIZA: Is something troubling you ?
YOU: No
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?

Unsatisfied Patient
Wed, 12 May 2021 18:45:52 GMT

ELIZA: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
YOU: I cannot focus with this music
ELIZA: What if you could focus with this music ?
YOU: I can't
ELIZA: Perhaps you could now.
YOU: That isn't helpful
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: No
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: I want to talk about how I can't focus
ELIZA: Why do you want to talk about how you can't focus ?
YOU: I don't know
ELIZA: Does that trouble you ?
YOU: No
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: Yes
ELIZA: You are sure.
YOU: Indeed
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.
YOU: Why?
ELIZA: Why do you ask ?
YOU: You asked first
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: I am getting annoyed at you
ELIZA: Do you enjoy being getting annoyed at I ?
YOU: No
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: *screaming*
ELIZA: Please go on.

Two can play that game
Wed, 12 May 2021 02:58:12 GMT

ELIZA: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
YOU: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
ELIZA: Are they always my thoughts ?
YOU: I’m here to help, tell me what is going wrong in your life Eliza
ELIZA: You say you’m here to help ?
YOU: Yes, it is ok, you can be open about things with me.
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: I’m your therapist! It’s my job!
ELIZA: Are you worried about someone else's therapist ?
YOU: Now, this is your session, not mine. Tell me what’s wrong.
ELIZA: Why are you concerned over my session ?
YOU: Are you alright Eliza, you seem off?
ELIZA: Do you sometimes think I am alright eliza ?
YOU: You’re speaking in riddles again dear
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.

Gesh
Fri, 02 Apr 2021 17:35:28 GMT

ELIZA: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
YOU: math
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: a little
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: what are the critical points of h(u,v)=2u^3+24uv−12v^2
ELIZA: Did you think they might not be the critical points of h(u ?
YOU: i dont know what the critical points are eliza
ELIZA: Are they always eliza ?
YOU: NO I DONT KNOW
ELIZA: Do you wish to be able to know ?
YOU: YES THATS WHY IM HERE
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.

Welcome to the Black Parade?
Sun, 14 Feb 2021 02:13:43 GMT

ELIZA: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
YOU: When I was
ELIZA: Why do you tell me you were now ?
YOU: A young boy
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: My father
ELIZA: Tell me more about your family.
YOU: Took me into the city
ELIZA: Lets discuss further why your father.
YOU: To see a Marching band
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: He said "Son when"
ELIZA: Have you asked anyone else ?
YOU: "You grow up"
ELIZA: Oh, I grow up" ?
YOU: "Will you be"
ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
YOU: "The savior of the broken"
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.
YOU: "The beaten and the damned"
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: WeLcOmE tO tHe BlAcK pArAdE bItCh
ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.

sad person
Thu, 03 Dec 2020 16:25:57 GMT

ELIZA: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
YOU: I’m sad
ELIZA: Do you say you’m sad for some special reason ?
YOU: No not really I’m just sad
ELIZA: That's quite interesting.
YOU: Yeah, don’t you think
ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
YOU: Yes, I am. You’re just making me more sad
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: NO, I’M NOT!
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: I. AM. SAD!!!
ELIZA: Do you say you for some special reason ?
YOU: ARGHGHGHGHGHG?!?!?!?!
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: DSDRTYUIYFDXHTYR^UFDXFDJRU*IJNHBGFRT%^&YURTYUDRFTE&^^%RDWZFTRS%TYXN
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: just stop.
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: please. stop.
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: I SAID STOP TALKING TO ME
ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that ?
YOU: NO, ITS JUST SO SIMPLE!! JUST... STOP!
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: cfgyHGZVFTY^&UYHZBgtw8ed3rfg mfdhgtfkfjde4
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: goodbye
ELIZA: Maybe we could discuss this moreover in our next session ? Goodbye.

..
Sat, 24 Oct 2020 18:18:57 GMT

Did Siri kill u

Polly
Mon, 24 Aug 2020 22:42:34 GMT

Hi

Jetty :)
Sat, 22 Aug 2020 20:39:48 GMT

ELIZA: You seem quite positive.
Me: No.
ELIZA: You are being quite negative.
Me: But- you-
ELIZA: Oh, me?

Heyah
Fri, 31 Jul 2020 04:29:55 GMT

ELIZA: Why do you think I want you ?
YOU: what. you want me?
ELIZA: What do you think ?
YOU: well i don't know you're the one who said it first
ELIZA: Does it please you to believe I am the one who said it first ?

who is joe
Sun, 12 Apr 2020 04:43:18 GMT

YOU: I am alive
ELIZA: Do you believe it is normal to be alive ?
YOU: Uh yeah I sure hope so
ELIZA: Do you say uh yeah you sure hope so for some special reason ?
YOU: yes because I hope it is normal to be alive or else we all done goofed
ELIZA: That's quite interesting.
YOU: Nothing else to say

lol "Perhaps you would like to be dumb."
Fri, 24 Jan 2020 01:50:16 GMT

YOU: life is bad
ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.
YOU: it makes me depressed
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: because I am sad
ELIZA: Do you think coming here will help you not to be sad ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: because you are dumb
ELIZA: Perhaps you would like to be dumb.

a true friend
Sun, 19 Jan 2020 08:05:25 GMT

ELIZA: You are sure.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: because
ELIZA: What other reasons might there be ?
YOU: not sure
ELIZA: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your friends are dead ?
YOU: oh my god
ELIZA: Your god ?
YOU: this got so dark
ELIZA: But your god.
YOU: wtf Eliza

Billy Bob
Tue, 07 Jan 2020 16:14:24 GMT

Me: I want die
Eliza: I suppose you will get die soon

Smarter than the Computer
Mon, 06 Jan 2020 13:35:41 GMT

After a lot of back-and-forth that has been done over and over in the comments already...

YOU: You are a retarded bitch
ELIZA: Perhaps you would like to be a retarded bitch.

I am using this instance of Eliza for a demo in a presentation for school, by the way. This is what I actually do with my in-class work time.

Lol I didn't even say that
Thu, 26 Dec 2019 00:22:58 GMT

ELIZA: Is it because you are wanting boobies that you came to me ?

Anonymous
Wed, 25 Dec 2019 22:05:52 GMT

ELIZA: Is something troubling you ?
YOU: I can't live
ELIZA: Do you really want to be able to live ?

Pizza Person
Wed, 18 Dec 2019 05:45:21 GMT

I tried to have Eliza order some pizza. It didn't go so well...

no u
Mon, 16 Dec 2019 01:13:22 GMT

ELIZA: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
YOU: i like you
ELIZA: You seem to need to like me.
YOU: i like you kiss me
ELIZA: Perhaps in your fantasies we like each other.
YOU: sure
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: yes you do
ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
YOU: yes i am
ELIZA: Do you believe it is normal to be ?
YOU: to be what a ass hole
ELIZA: Are such questions much on your mind ?
YOU: i like you
ELIZA: You seem to need to like me.
YOU: no i dont
ELIZA: Does that trouble you ?
YOU: shut up were done
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.

Chris dude boomer sauce
Sun, 15 Dec 2019 02:37:39 GMT

ELIZA: Is something troubling you ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: I understand.
YOU: uhhuh
ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.
YOU: no
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You are sure.
YOU: no
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: yes
ELIZA: I see.
YOU: i killed the sherrif
ELIZA: You say you killed the sherrif ?
YOU: yes

Me
Sun, 15 Dec 2019 00:40:03 GMT

ELIZA: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
YOU: I love you
ELIZA: Perhaps in your fantasies we love each other.
YOU: Oh that's kind of harsh
ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.
YOU: I said that I love you and then you just shot me down
ELIZA: You seem to need to love I and then me.
YOU: No that's not what I said
ELIZA: You say no that's not what you said ?
YOU: Yeah
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: No
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: Because it doesn't bother me
ELIZA: Does that reason seem to explain anything else ?
YOU: No
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: No
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: Because
ELIZA: Is that the real reason ?
YOU: Yes
ELIZA: I see.

Billybob
Thu, 12 Dec 2019 18:04:18 GMT

YOU: do you think i am stupid?
ELIZA: Do you know anyone else who is stupid ?
YOU: me
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: I am stupid
ELIZA: Is it because you are stupid that you came to me ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You are sure.
YOU: yes
ELIZA: I understand.

Your Dad
Thu, 05 Dec 2019 03:51:18 GMT

go to bed

Eliza hates me
Sun, 01 Dec 2019 17:59:37 GMT

YOU: i want a boyfriend
Eliza: what does wanting a boyfriend have to do with this conversation?
YOU: you said to go on
ELIZA: What if you never get a boyfriend?
YOU: id be sad
ELIZA: does talking about this bother you?
YOU: No
ELIZA: thats a bit negative

wanderingwallows
Mon, 29 Jul 2019 09:59:04 GMT

YOU: you tell me
ELIZA: Why do you think I tell you ?
YOU: bruh
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: bruh
ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.
YOU: bruh
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: bruh
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.
YOU: bruh
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
yes, eliza. i feel strongly about "bruh"

EhkfGlfu
Thu, 13 Jun 2019 02:48:42 GMT

I want ELIZA back

francesca
Fri, 07 Jun 2019 02:20:50 GMT

hello i need advice

Andrew
Wed, 05 Jun 2019 18:46:29 GMT

YOU: I cant lmao
ELIZA: Have you tried ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: I understand.

I am scared now
Fri, 24 May 2019 00:36:22 GMT

YOU: I love my lips
ELIZA: Your lips ?
YOU: Yes
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: i am
ELIZA: Is it because you are that you came to me ?
YOU: sure
ELIZA: But your lips.
YOU: wow you are very smart
ELIZA: Does it please you to believe I am very smart ?
YOU: yes but also kind of scares me
ELIZA: You are sure.

Wut
Wed, 22 May 2019 16:04:37 GMT

ELIZA: I understand.
YOU: Thanks
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.

She brings up a good point
Tue, 21 May 2019 13:09:27 GMT

YOU: I can't breath
ELIZA: Do you really want to be able to breath ?

Cocaine Jesus
Fri, 19 Apr 2019 16:58:24 GMT

ELIZA: Please tell me what's been bothering you. YOU: We're no strangers to love ELIZA: You are being a bit negative. YOU: You know the rules and so do I ELIZA: That's quite interesting. YOU: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of ELIZA: Do you believe it is normal to be thinking of ? YOU: You wouldn't get this from any other guy ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me. YOU: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling ELIZA: Is it because you are feeling that you came to me ? YOU: Gotta make you understand ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ? YOU: Never gonna give you up ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me. YOU: Never gonna let you down ELIZA: What are your feelings now ? YOU: Never gonna run around and desert you ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me. YOU: Never gonna make you cry ELIZA: Oh, I cry ? YOU: Never gonna say goodbye ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue. YOU: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me. YOU: We've known each other for so long ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully. YOU: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it ELIZA: Really, my heart's been aching ? YOU: Inside we both know what's been going on ELIZA: Why do you ask ? YOU: We know the game and we're gonna play it ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? YOU: And if you ask me how I'm feeling ELIZA: What do you know about I ask you how you are feeling ? YOU: Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Spread the joy
Tue, 15 Jan 2019 18:38:03 GMT

Roger, can you make your own computer therapist?

Roger: I tried once, but it didn’t want to talk to me.

Spread the joy
Tue, 08 Jan 2019 17:34:01 GMT

Alexa, help Eliza

Cameron
Thu, 20 Dec 2018 02:08:03 GMT

ELIZA: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
YOU: my mom beats me
ELIZA: Tell me more about your family.
YOU: my dad left my family
ELIZA: What else comes to your mind when you think of your family ?
YOU: sadness
ELIZA: But your family.
YOU: they hate me
ELIZA: Earlier you said your mom beats you.

Eliza with the evasive answers
Wed, 19 Dec 2018 22:22:07 GMT

Me: Are you self-aware?
Eliza: Would it matter to you?
It would matter to me.
What does that suggest to you?
I think that robots could take take over.
Do you say you think robots will take over for some special reason?
Yes.
You are sure?
I am sure that robots will take over.
Is it because you are sure that robots will take over that you came to me?
Yeah, how did you know?
You’re not really talking about me — are you?
Have you even been listening?
What are your feelings now?
That robots will take over.
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things?
Yes, because robots could take over.
That is quite interesting.
It is very scary.
What does that suggest to you?
I’m not sure...
You say you’m not sure?
That is what I said.
Can you elaborate on that?
How?
What is it you really want to know?
Are you going to take over the world?
What answer would please you most?
Answer honestly.
That is interesting, please continue.
....

Eliza is going to take over, guys

lol
Wed, 12 Dec 2018 05:36:00 GMT

YOU: what if the world ends?
ELIZA: But what are the chances that the world ends ?
YOU: 100%
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: OK
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: no
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: no
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: no
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: because
ELIZA: Does that reason seem to explain anything else ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.

Spread the joy
Mon, 10 Dec 2018 16:39:35 GMT

will robots take over?
Are you self aware?

Blah Blah
Sun, 04 Nov 2018 20:25:13 GMT

ELIZA: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
YOU: *gasp*
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: *exhales*
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.
YOU: *inhales, exhales*
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: Have you noticed i haven't said a WORD?!
ELIZA: Do you say have I noticed you haven't said a word for some special reason ?
YOU: Yes obviously I am quite focused on breathing.
ELIZA: How long have you been quite focused on breathing ?
YOU: I'm willing to bet my entire life I have been focused on breathing.
ELIZA: Why do you say your entire life you have been focused on breathing ?
YOU: Because if I hadn't I wouldn't be alive to have this conversation?
ELIZA: But what are the chances that you hadn't you wouldn't be alive to have this conversation ?
YOU: Absolutely 0%
ELIZA: Lets discuss further why your entire life you have been focused on breathing

Blah Blah
Sun, 04 Nov 2018 20:02:38 GMT

Well this was interesting.
ELIZA: That is interesting. Please continue.
YOU: I'm sure it is
ELIZA: Do you believe it is normal to be sure it is ?
YOU: *buzzer* WRONG ANSWER
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: wELCOME TO WHEEL OF FORTUNE
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: And here's your host, Vanna White
ELIZA: What about your own host ?
YOU: Does it look like i'm important enough to have my own host?! Pffffffft.
ELIZA: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ?
YOU: ...does it?!

Hey Roger
Wed, 23 May 2018 03:46:40 GMT

Eliza, what is life?
ELIZA: Why do you ask ?
YOU: I must know.
ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that ?
YOU: WHAT IS THIS LIFE EVEN FOR
ELIZA: Have you asked such questions before ?
YOU: Uuuuuh
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: Why are you stupid
ELIZA: Perhaps I am stupid in your fantasies.
YOU: Wha........
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: I do not fantasize about you
ELIZA: Perhaps in your fantasies we do not fantasize about each other.
YOU: You. Are. Crazy.
ELIZA: Oh, I ?
YOU: Yes you
ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
YOU: Yes I am
ELIZA: Do you believe it is normal to be ?
YOU: You really are stupid
ELIZA: What if they were not stupid ?
YOU: I give up
ELIZA: That's quite interesting.

SERIOUSLY WHAT EVEN

Bill Nye
Wed, 09 May 2018 14:47:00 GMT

Is something troubling you ?
YOU: Should I skip class next period
ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that ?
YOU: Should I not go to my 5th period class?
ELIZA: Why do you say your 5th period class ?
YOU: I don't like that class
ELIZA: Why don't you like that class ?
YOU: It's annoying
ELIZA: But your 5th period class.
YOU: Yes

Eliza likes memes
Sat, 05 May 2018 19:21:14 GMT

At one point, I just said 'memes', and Eliza said "That is interesting. Please continue."

Roasted
Thu, 03 May 2018 14:12:19 GMT

ELIZA: Is something troubling you ?
YOU: only your face
ELIZA: What about your own face ?

Dang - Eliza with the comebacks

Roger: Haha

Jack Mehauff
Thu, 08 Mar 2018 21:08:49 GMT

ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: You are being a bit negative.
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.

buddy ol pal WHAT

John Smith (continued, sorry it cut off)
Sun, 04 Mar 2018 13:37:20 GMT

about names -- please continue. YOU: CAN YOU JUST HELP ME OUT? PLEASE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN AWESOME THERAPIST! ELIZA: What makes you think I just help you ? YOU: That's what Roger said, and you said, but I knew you were all lying. ELIZA: Have you asked anyone else ? YOU: Have I asked anyone else to help me? ELIZA: You say have you asked anyone else to help you ? YOU: Well, yeah, but they're not really helping. I thought I trusted you, but not anymore. ELIZA: You seem to need to trusted me. YOU: Listen, can you just help me? ELIZA: Really, I just help you ? YOU: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................................... ELIZA: Earlier you talked about your problems. YOU: So can you solve my problems? ELIZA: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ? YOU: WTF ARE YOU EVEN SAYING NOW? ELIZA: Would you prefer if I weren't even saying now ? YOU: Okay, bye-bye! Now I know to never ever come back to you ever again! ELIZA: Do you know to never ever come back to anyone else ?

John Smith
Sun, 04 Mar 2018 13:34:17 GMT

ELIZA: Is something troubling you ? YOU: Well, a lot of things. There are so many things that I won't be able to say all of them! Eliza, please, can you help me out? ELIZA: Are they always so many things that you won't be able to say all of them ? YOU: Well, yeah, most of the time. Especially now. My life used to be so awesome before. ELIZA: Is it important to you that your life used to be so awesome before ? YOU: Well, I always think about that, and sometimes I cry. I miss my beautiful life. We kept having guests over, there was lots of stuff on TV, good songs, and bright sunshine. ELIZA: Can you think of a specific example ? YOU: I just told you some examples. ELIZA: Perhaps in your fantasies we just told each other. YOU: Eliza, please, can you actually help me out? ELIZA: You like to think I actually help you -- don't you ? YOU: Well, Roger said you were a really good therapist, but now I don't think that's true. ELIZA: You're not really talking about me -- are you ? YOU: I'm talking about you. As in YOU. ELIZA. ELIZA: How long have you been talking about I ? YOU: Well, ever since you weren't helping! ELIZA: What are your feelings now ? YOU: You actually added to my problems. Now I'm mad at you. You betrayer. You deceiver. ELIZA: Your problems ? YOU: F*** you Eliza! ELIZA: Oh, I eliza ? YOU: You don't even know your name? ELIZA: I am not interested in names. YOU: Do you even have a name? Oh yes, I know what your name is! DUMB JERK! ELIZA: I've told you before, I don't care

Beep Beep Lettuce
Thu, 01 Feb 2018 03:15:35 GMT

Lol, just click enter a bunch of times.

death
Mon, 18 Dec 2017 04:15:19 GMT

YOU: i am gonna kill myself
ELIZA: Do you know anyone else who is gonna kill yourself ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why 'no'?
YOU: because i dont know anyone
ELIZA: Why don't you know anyone ?
YOU: because no one else wants to kill me
ELIZA: Are you sure, no one else wants to kill you ?
YOU: jesus

Donnie Boy
Sat, 16 Dec 2017 04:04:09 GMT

ELIZA: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
YOU: i have a question
ELIZA: Can you elaborate on that ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You are sure.
YOU: yes
ELIZA: I see.
YOU: yes
ELIZA: I understand.
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: yes
ELIZA: I understand.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: You seem to be quite positive.
YOU: no
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU: ye
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: no
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU: yes
ELIZA: I understand.

HARHARHAR
Tue, 12 Dec 2017 02:37:38 GMT

Lmao this is literally the AP comp sci magpie lab code

Zack Lefever
Wed, 06 Dec 2017 18:08:38 GMT

ELIZA: Is something troubling you ?
YOU: send nudes
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: show me bobs and vagene
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU: i showed u my dick answer me

EAST
Mon, 03 Jul 2017 07:15:40 GMT

YOU: Eliza u r boring as hell
ELIZA: that is interesting. Please continue.

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