Therapy is all about asking the right questions, and Eliza will do exactly that. First described in MIT Professor Joseph Weizenbaum in 1966, this artificial conversation algorithm provides the illusion of being heard and understood without needing an actual therapist. I use it regularly to maintain sanity.
Full disclosure: No records of your input is kept. Disconnect from the Internet for guaranteed confidentiality.
Implementation by Norbert Landsteiner “elizabot.js” <www.masswerk.at>.