Hello from Saline MI

Hello guys, I’d like to inform you all that my Asian professor gave me a 95/50 on a lab. Do not tell him that he made a mistake or I fail the class. (If I get cooked I’m praying on everyone’s downfall🙏)

I love you old friend and I love this comments section, will always bring me back to 2018

Looking at these comments brings me such joy. I miss you all!

IM SO COOKED, I still love you Roger Chen

I love you so much!!!!!!! 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

it is impossible to be happy

pov: you got fanum taxed by duke skibidi rizz Dennis Ohio and you ended up getting taxed on the final because you weren't fanum enough to save ur grade bc you didn't have the potential to succeed but at least we tried our best because I'm not making it to college with these grades maybe not even community college but in the end its just school am I right guys

I studied for my final and I still got a 40 and ended with a 61% but got rounded up to a 70% Im cooked.

I hate my job

I need a 94% to get a 70% in my bio class. I'm beyond cooked. I'm fried at this point

Wow. 10 years since I first used this website. Haven't had to use it since high school.

Day 5 of Singing Raegae until Bombaclat Roger notices me

I'm back baby
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There was a Buffalo Soldier
In the heart of America
Stolen from Africa, brought to America
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

I mean it, when I analyze the stench
To me, it makes a lot of sense
How the dreadlock Rasta was the Buffalo Soldier
And he was taken from Africa, brought to America
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

Said he was a Buffalo Soldier, dreadlock Rasta
Buffalo Soldier, in the heart of America 🎵🎵

Here's a cheating method that worked 3 times for me in college: hide your phone in the tampon box or garbage can in the bathroom then ask to use the bathroom during the test and look up anything you need.

And the rain will kill us all, throw ourselves against the wall. But no one else can see, the preservation of the martyr in me - Jesus

need my teacher to waive one of my tests sooo badly

“Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.” - Jesus

"Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with that person, and they with me." - Jesus

“The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand. Repent, and believe in the gospel.” - Jesus

ricky u suck
-from ohio state

i have an E in my advanced math class, i have 4 more days to turn it into at least a C-. On my last test I got a 30% BUT with test corrections you get half a point for each question you get right. My teacher said if I get EVERY question right i would have a C+ so i don't half to lose an elective. BUT I DONT KNOW IF ITS POSSIBLE IN 4 DAYS WISH ME LUCK

Bro I need a 114.6% on my final in math rn cuz I cant pay attention there is a kid who sits next to me in that class who has inane aura bro I cant lock in with that stank bro 😭

I need a 115% on my final test to pass geometry like wat was i doing all year, i'm actually cooked and yall be playin' but i'm actually cooked fr fr, like how tf am i supposed to get 115% on a test and there aint no extra credit🙏😰😮‍💨😳

i need a 30% on my final in algebra and a 25% in biology, like bro i'm so cooked 😰 i don't know ima pass pray for me yah 🙏

see yall in december with the first round of finals and this time got that mf sat to worry bout lock in

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I AM NOT COOKED 😭🙏 MY GRADE WENT UP TO 89% TO 90%

may or may not be cooked 💀

Ricky from Michigan ,

Michigan State checking in

Who else out there

Type something here.

im fokin findin nonces at the bottm of m' spigeti soup

We eating good tonight because yes, you are all cooked!

I'm Roger

Roger please response to this when you see it please please save me Mr. Chen

Mongrel intruder. Thou'rt impoverished, it seemeth.

Comment as soon as you see this, ANYONE reading this.

He already dead, dead kid in the bathroom stall, WOW

Wait right here I'm coming to help

i locked in the school bathrom hhlepleme

Roger is cute :)

Hello,
This is more of a suggestion, but will there be a way for you to add a calculation for a final grade that involves calculating when an assignment grade is dropped? I know usually schools do this automatically but my school for this class doesn't.

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thanks Roger, ur calculator gave me the motivation to study :)

Thank you rogerhub for ur services, I've graduated highschool and got accepted into uni!! Cheers to our future endeavours, and good luck to any students reading this, you can do it ^^.

These "im cooked" comments are such a brag.
No one cares if you need a 10% to get A...

Keep telling myself not to leave studying to the night before
one D and two dropped courses later I think i've finally learned my lesson.
I hate myself, honestly.

ok so my final is 2 parks a 10% cumulating assignment and the exam is 20% and 70% is course work make calculator for that

Our luck has to change sooner or later.

Ok

Ok

need me a 7% in chemistry and a 30% in geometry to pass and I have until next week to study.

I'm cooked.

my name is satoru thaneshwar and i alone am the honored one

i hate finals.

hELOO

blud can't even spell

´baby dronk"is so annoying baka is from 2019

OI OI OI bakaaaaaaaaaa

billy joy is honestly cooked, negus activity

Hi future me. Good luck on future endeavors.

HIGAPA- Clutched up.

hello john pork is calling

if no one has told u, im proud of u

now go study !!!

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dose young sheldon have skibity bazinga rizz

skibity slicers or sigma ohio kai centat rizz

I need 12.9% to maintain an A. Pray for me guys🙏🙏🙏

im not sigma

getting pegged by physics rn

yall literally erybody cheated on the finals this time around and i have 88.25 in economy and need a 94.5 on the final right. BUT the entire final got changed from multiple choice to FOUR LONG AHH ESSAYS BUT WAIT THER IS MORE i also got a 30 point curve on that final so idk what the final score funna be imma update yall when my report card comes out tmr and for chem i got a 13 point curve so my mom probably wont beat my ahh this summer i was unlocked this time but we pulled through on gng