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just an uwu girl
Wed, 28 May 2025 00:24:32 GMT

Why, hello there Senpai! 😏 I-I-I didn't see you there. 🤭 Welcome to Sakura High! 💖

wheres Waldo he's dead
Tue, 27 May 2025 22:00:53 GMT

bill Joy chatgpt

Bill Joy
Tue, 27 May 2025 18:37:59 GMT

Alright, brace yourself—this one's extra cringy:

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems. 😬📖

Hope that didn't cause too much secondhand embarrassment! Want another? I can make them even worse.

Max
Tue, 27 May 2025 18:32:12 GMT

Johanson dentistry go check them out

Max
Tue, 27 May 2025 18:27:37 GMT

Ay yo arch whats going on twin

major chem ap
Tue, 27 May 2025 17:34:04 GMT

bruj moment🥲

Caden
Tue, 27 May 2025 15:48:34 GMT

Mr.E needs to change my grade

me, eating Mx. johnny applesauce
Tue, 27 May 2025 15:02:18 GMT

*EATING Mx. johnny applesauce*

That WAS APPLE tasting. Not THAT GREAT.

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johnny applesauce
Tue, 27 May 2025 14:14:33 GMT

I am johnny applesauce.

brah
Tue, 27 May 2025 08:08:14 GMT

im so cooked do i die or wjat no 4.0 for me this sem

randomdude
Tue, 27 May 2025 03:01:51 GMT

OMG OMG lez go
I got straight a’s!! I was so worried about my french 2 final (needed a 95% for an A), but I somehow got a 96%!!

Baba Yaga
Mon, 26 May 2025 22:33:19 GMT

What kind of invention would want to calculate the % that doesn't work on the finals?

Vanish
Mon, 26 May 2025 04:43:40 GMT

Ok, to get the grades I want, my highest final would be 85% and my lowest would be -2%, so this is doable.

wheres Waldo he's dead
Sat, 24 May 2025 15:06:03 GMT

HEY ME
WHAT DO U THINK ABT CHICKEN QUESADILLAS FOR LUNCH

Rancher
Fri, 23 May 2025 19:53:26 GMT

VIVA SHINE HILL

Ram (R6 attacking operator)
Fri, 23 May 2025 16:05:53 GMT

I quit, I'm about to just run up some Oregon or chalet.

me, confirming
Fri, 23 May 2025 15:05:02 GMT

Whispering to Mx. ratrit natree

YES, YOU ARE CORRECT. F STANDS FOR FANTASTIC!

ratrit natree
Fri, 23 May 2025 14:52:06 GMT

I have all zeros and all I need is a 1000% on all my finals I am a master Bater of the tests

I have all f's that means fantastic right

blobert bingler
Fri, 23 May 2025 14:49:16 GMT

bro I'm so unbelievably cooked (173% needed to pass) we chilling though, I already knew I was gonna fail, so this is just a product of being an f student, I need to invent now

ballarena cappuchina
Fri, 23 May 2025 14:48:40 GMT

I need a 178% to get to a passing D-. Chat, am I cooked?

Neil Young
Fri, 23 May 2025 14:34:42 GMT

Thank you Roger

Viva shine hill

me, talking
Fri, 23 May 2025 13:01:55 GMT

Telegraph to Mx. John Pork:

Are you SURE that you are the GREEN car from LIGHTNING MCQUEN? Your NAME is JOHN PORK. That is A PORK, NOT A CAR.

Telegraph to Mx. gooner:

Your ENGLISH is ACTUALLY VERY GOOD. Good JOB at being GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT.

88
Fri, 23 May 2025 04:23:41 GMT

i want to keep my grade rn. its a 77.. but all i have to do it get a 77% of the final!! WOOOOOOO

uhhh
Fri, 23 May 2025 04:22:28 GMT

What the heck is up with is comment section??

John Pork
Thu, 22 May 2025 20:44:10 GMT

kacchiigga im the green car from lightning mcquen rowwwwwwwrrwrwrwwwww

Bill Joy
Thu, 22 May 2025 16:29:14 GMT

hi guys I'm quitting comments now! bye!

I'm smart
Thu, 22 May 2025 15:00:26 GMT

You only need to score at least -9.99e+53% on your final to get a 0% overall. Maybe you can just draw a flower on the test or something.

wheres Waldo he's dead
Thu, 22 May 2025 14:58:47 GMT

BILL JOY WERE GONNA THUG IT OUT TOGETHER

Bexy
Thu, 22 May 2025 14:43:10 GMT

Couldn't sleep for two days over the grade of my final. Got a 100 bc of a very severe curve. Found out my teacher knew what are grades were since the day she administered the test but decided to wait to tell us....

JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN (READ JOHN 14:6)
Thu, 22 May 2025 10:30:43 GMT

“‘May the Lord bless you and keep you; may the Lord make his face shine on you and be gracious to you; may the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace.”’ - Numbers 6:24-26 💜 🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ is the living God, the Savior🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ died to take away our sins, was buried, resurrected from the dead, and ascended into Heaven🙌✝️Believe it, be saved🙌✝️ Jesus Christ bore the cross so we wouldn't be lost ✝️But those who reject the free gift of eternal life Jesus Christ offers will spend eternity separated from Him in the lake of fire. Believe in Lord Jesus, and you will be saved 💜 He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9) 🤍 💖JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY “salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved." 💖 JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU ❤️ YOU ARE PRECIOUS IN GOD'S EYES, AND WORTH MUCH MORE THAN YOUR FINAL GRADE ❤️

Bill Joy
Thu, 22 May 2025 02:32:06 GMT

lock in gang for finals thug it out we got this

gooner
Thu, 22 May 2025 01:36:47 GMT

hi
(sorry for my bad english)

Yelp Review
Thu, 22 May 2025 00:18:52 GMT

⭐☆☆☆☆
“Emotionally devastating. Highly accurate.”
Came here for hope. Left with a digital slap to the face and a breakdown in my school’s parking lot. Roger told me I need a 117% to pass and didn’t even say sorry. No sugarcoating, no encouragement—just raw, unfiltered math. This site doesn’t calculate your grade, it calculates your funeral. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who wants the truth... and a late-semester existential crisis.

rogerhub Fan
Thu, 22 May 2025 00:18:17 GMT

This site is amazing. I go in thinking I might have a shot at passing, and Roger casually tells me I need a 143% on the final. Love that. Nothing boosts morale like realizing I’d need divine intervention and extra credit from God himself. Thanks for the emotional damage, Roger.

wheres Waldo he's dead
Wed, 21 May 2025 22:59:16 GMT

what do u put on ur lava chicken to make it so delicious bill joy

e.g. Bill Joy
Wed, 21 May 2025 18:49:45 GMT

I AM SUCH A WINNER... btw... Lava chicken is a 10/10 would recommend

me, yelling softly
Wed, 21 May 2025 16:07:03 GMT

Letter to Mx. Sodium Hydroxide Acitate

HELLO, Sodium HYDROXIDE Acitate. Are you FORMED when ACETIC ACID reacts with SODIUM HYDROXIDE?

Letgter to Mx. e.g. Bill Joy

THANK you FOR TYPING SOMETHING HERE. I ENJOYED it.

e.g. Bill Joy
Wed, 21 May 2025 15:56:55 GMT

something here.

Sodium Hydroxide Acitate
Wed, 21 May 2025 15:45:30 GMT

hi

me, greeting
Wed, 21 May 2025 15:17:41 GMT

Speaking to Mx. wheres Waldo he's dead:

HELLO, wheres WALDO he's DEAD!

wheres Waldo he's dead
Wed, 21 May 2025 15:08:17 GMT

HI ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me, enjoying
Wed, 21 May 2025 12:57:28 GMT

Dear Mx. W Hub:

This IS NOT an ARGUMENT. This is A NORMAL CONVERSATION, WITH ABSOLUTE NORMALITY.

Also, I ALSO think that STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN is TASTY AS HELL. I've TRIED it, and I WOULD RECOMMEND IT to my COWORKER.

W Hub
Tue, 20 May 2025 19:51:47 GMT

this wonderful chat feature has degraded to an argument between me and others.

(La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken / Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell / Ooh, mamacita, ...)

me, responding
Tue, 20 May 2025 19:14:02 GMT

This is A LONG RESPONSE, to MULTIPLE PEOPLE.

To Mx. ROB:

I am NOT an official, nor someone CAUSING TROUBLE, I am ME. READ my name.

To Mx. incognito:

THANK you for SAYING that. Me is also EXMERKTMELY good at SPELUNG.

To Mx. The Jo:

I ALSO love using the RED HERRING FALLACY, IT is VERY GOOD. 👍

ALSO, THANK you FOR GIVING a TUTORIAL to USE A BASIC CALCULATOR. I NEEDED that.

The Jo
Tue, 20 May 2025 18:59:24 GMT

Love using a red herring fallacy 👍

Maybe try to add to your argument instead of picking apart irrelevant parts of other peoples' responses, that have nothing to do with what you were trying to argue in the first place.

For those who want to use a TEXAS INSTRUMENTS CALCULATOR:
(Current Grade)*(Percent it's worth)+(what you need to get)*(percent of final)=(grade you want)

Example:
85*0.80+x*0.2=90, then solve.

incognito
Tue, 20 May 2025 18:27:16 GMT

me is bad at spelling

ROB
Tue, 20 May 2025 18:26:16 GMT

Who is me, _____? are they official, or just someone trying to cause trouble?

me, yeaalling
Tue, 20 May 2025 18:20:32 GMT

Dear Mx. Bill Joy

I was NOT TALKING to YOU, Mx. Bill Joy. DO NOT send a UNWANTED REPLY with your message has been RECEIVED and UNDERSTOOD (used in RADIO communication). I was TALKING to Mx. The Jo and Mx. these kids.

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Bill Joy
Tue, 20 May 2025 16:22:17 GMT

reply roger

me, correcting (myself)
Tue, 20 May 2025 14:49:26 GMT

HELLO, MIX THESE KIDS. I AM CORRECTING MYSELF IN THAT SAYING THAT JS ISN"T A COMMAND< BUT ACTUALLY A USERNAME< BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BREAK INTO JS"S ACCOUNT> SORRY FOR THE INCONVEINCES>

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me, correcting
Tue, 20 May 2025 14:45:25 GMT

Hello, Mx. these kids. This is a RESPONSE to YOUR RESPONSE, to MY STATEMENT:

what yall yapping about js use a calculator?? if I have the formula sure but this helps those that don't know it so js su

Now, Mx. these kids, I SAID, and I QUOTE:

this calculator is so BAD. just use AN ACTUAL CALCUIlLATOR, like THE TEXA ISNRUTOMENTS ones, AND yewah

I DID NOT, say to JS (JavaScript, a PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE) use a calculator, I SAID to JUST USE a claculatr. ALSO, you said "js su". YOU are KNOT SMERT. You PUT the SU (SUBSTITUTE USER command) in THE WRONG LOCATION. AND, JS IS not A COMMAND. YOU NOT SMART SPORSON.

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me, complaining
Tue, 20 May 2025 14:35:23 GMT

this IS NOT a CHAT. this IS A COMMENT SECTION; for QUESTIONS or FEEDBACK about the Final Grade Calculator. I IMPLORE you, to tell me where it says it is a CHAT, Mx. The Jo.

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The Jo
Tue, 20 May 2025 02:24:57 GMT

Why are people hating on using a calculator? Or using the chat? That's why it's here. 🙏

freak
Mon, 19 May 2025 20:43:40 GMT

y'all I need a 103% to pass </3

these kids
Mon, 19 May 2025 19:25:43 GMT

what yall yapping about js use a calculator?? if I have the formula sure but this helps those that don't know it so js su

you, probably
Mon, 19 May 2025 19:06:43 GMT

OH! MY! GOD! I NEED A Infinity% ON MY FINAL I AM SO COOKED CHAT (NOT CHAT BUT STILL SAYING CHAT) AM I COOKED ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 ANYWAY THERE IS A PEN THAT SAYS BiC Round Stic M ON MY DESK RN, SO DEEP

AND, I HAVE Mono audio ENABLED ON MY Lenovo 100e Chromebook Gen 4 BECAUSE MY OTHER EAR (THAT IS NOT THE EAR THAT IS THE EAR THAT I USE TO LISTEN TO EAR SOUNDS) IS Broken

really not smart sporson
Mon, 19 May 2025 19:00:22 GMT

this calculator is so BAD. just use AN ACTUAL CALCUIlLATOR, like THE TEXA ISNRUTOMENTS ones, AND yewah

Colin Krzminski
Mon, 19 May 2025 02:35:29 GMT

Guys I'm passing my finals <3

Colin Krezminski
Mon, 19 May 2025 02:27:13 GMT

Boo yahhhhhhh!!

Anonymous
Sun, 18 May 2025 18:43:01 GMT

WE made it twin ❤️‍🩹
WE are not chopped ❤️‍🩹
WE are passing our exams ❤️‍🩹
Summer is soon ❤️‍🩹
This is OUR final form ❤️‍🩹

just a chill guy
Sun, 18 May 2025 18:34:40 GMT

LASTTTT WEEKKKKKKK LETSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO

LOCKING IN DURING FINALS

Feel like 50 in '03
Sun, 18 May 2025 05:14:58 GMT

Lock tf in homie and stop reading the comments!!

:P

c
Sun, 18 May 2025 04:08:03 GMT

we got this yall

pig
Fri, 16 May 2025 21:02:27 GMT

wish yall lcuk

colby
Fri, 16 May 2025 14:49:01 GMT

i need a -126 to fail biology I'm chillin

I’m cooked
Thu, 15 May 2025 09:05:58 GMT

O chem, I have a 67%, the final exams weighs 15% and I need a 70. Chat, this might be the comeback of hell. Holy, I’m excited for this comeback🙏

B
Thu, 15 May 2025 01:59:56 GMT

Don't wanna study for my OSCM final. I have a B in the class already

geo-monster
Wed, 14 May 2025 23:26:12 GMT

wooo i only need a 57.51 on my geometry (💀) final to pass with a 91 🫡
dare i say...we ARENT cooked this semester

cooked
Wed, 14 May 2025 19:40:44 GMT

im cooked i need a 97 to get a a in my geo class

cole
Wed, 14 May 2025 18:22:23 GMT

i have a girl friend i don't care abut school

steezus christ
Wed, 14 May 2025 15:58:11 GMT

(replying to "im gonna do it")

if you havent done it already, don't. thee are so many things to live for. like gambling.

Amy Rose
Wed, 14 May 2025 15:12:22 GMT

i need a -11.78% to fail my geometry final, i'm chilling :3

Half-Life Scientist
Wed, 14 May 2025 02:33:42 GMT

I don't need this. I'm a highly trained professional.

Nathan Lu
Tue, 13 May 2025 18:24:44 GMT

hi
I am nAtAn lu. I am matew Wei friend and teddy friend. I know Jen ben

Cheese 🧀
Tue, 13 May 2025 01:00:12 GMT

Ahhh I love Rogerhub this is so help full :>

see yall at mcdonalds
Mon, 12 May 2025 14:57:51 GMT

need a 117 to get a 4.0

#kissingmyfurtureawaythissemetser

happy sad
Sat, 10 May 2025 03:15:51 GMT

I am cooked, sautéd, flambéd even. I need an 82% to get a 90 and I know I won't bro I can't. I just want to sleep :')

im cooked
Sat, 10 May 2025 00:11:38 GMT

guys i had a 94 in the class going into the final, but i think i got less than a 60 on the exam (worth 35% of my grade)... whole semester of grinding for nothing :(

Shalisabel
Fri, 09 May 2025 19:37:44 GMT

HELP! I NEED A 257 TO PASS INGLES POR FAVÓR

Gordon Freeman
Fri, 09 May 2025 15:46:32 GMT

...

Overachiever
Fri, 09 May 2025 14:23:53 GMT

Looks like I need a -238.42% to pass my class. What am I going to do???

Greg
Thu, 08 May 2025 16:41:21 GMT

welp. I have a 88. The minimum for an A at my school is 89.5, and to get that, I need almost a perfect score. I'm cooked

i'm gonna do it
Wed, 07 May 2025 03:38:34 GMT

this time i'm really gonna do it. i have no future

bald squirrel
Wed, 07 May 2025 01:01:42 GMT

bro I'm so scared I have finals in 2 weeks :(

kill bill
Tue, 06 May 2025 14:04:02 GMT

Congrats on graduating, AJ!!!

AJ
Tue, 06 May 2025 02:44:39 GMT

Just wanted to say I started using this calculator 8 years ago in my freshman year of high school and today just used this for the last time before graduating. Thanks for all of the help!

CARLITO
Tue, 06 May 2025 00:29:01 GMT

WOOOOOO, were cooked

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