Sean Comes did NOT wake up.
He spawned.

No alarm. No reason. Just POOF — Sean Comes appeared in the middle of a Walmart aisle holding a rotisserie chicken he did not pay for and whispering,
“it is time.”

Every time Sean Comes entered a room, reality lagged. NPCs froze. Someone’s phone battery dropped to 2% for no reason. A ceiling fan started spinning the wrong direction.

He once tried to sit down and the chair apologized first.

Sean Comes ordered food at a drive-thru and the speaker said,
“…sir how did you get in here.”

When Sean Comes runs, his legs don’t move. The ground scrolls underneath him like Subway Surfers. Birds follow him. Not flying. Just watching.

One day, the universe tried to stop him.

Traffic lights turned red.
Doors locked themselves.
Gravity clocked out early.

Did it work?

No.

Sean Comes walked through a push door that clearly said PULL, and the fabric of spacetime tore like wet paper. Somewhere, a math teacher screamed.

Scientists later confirmed that Sean Comes is not a man, but an event. You don’t meet Sean Comes.

Sean Comes happens.

If you hear a distant “bro watch this—”
It’s already too late.

I think I am cooked

FAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im fried

i hope you all fail yo

hehe i took liams email and this kid is gonna be cooked hehe

bro i need a 180% for a 90 in final. ig we aint getting a 90. dont worry yessir

im so sleepy

bruh i let myself go like the whole semester and now im not close to a 90 in any classes like this sem is gonna weigh down my cgpa so baddd

You know your cooked when you fire up the old R Hub a few days before exams.

44 and 45 in both physics and chem js need 60 on each exam to pass luckily for me its multiple choice

Always go back to this to make sure I can pass whatever science class I somehow ended up in. absolute life saver. studying for 5 minutes sense I need -50% to pass.

i need 106% on my final to pass am i cooked🥹

I am cooked in all my classes but I still have hope in ELA

Nah bruh I have a 64 in one of my classes I'm cooked.

WE are all passing OUR exams with 100% trust

lock in why are yall on this site WE are all passing

WE are going to pass our exams

So like im done for at least ill get my name and date right

we are all getting 100s on our finals am i right

hi.

hello.

so who here is failing tf out of everything

i used this through middle school, high school, and community college. not so much in undergrad, but im now a phd student. thanks for the memories!

CHARLIE

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKKKK WE CARRYYYY THE FLAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE

charlie w-

CHARLIE

who's there?????👙👙👙👙👙 (njttt that a bikini doesn't look like one njt)

guys

knock knock?

☠

67 67 67 67 this is what i got on my spanishh test yipee boutta fail ap comp sci and pre calc

Hey, noticed that on the calculator with the final replacement option, it treats it as though the final score will still replace the lowest test grade even if the lowest test grade is higher. This isn't the case most of the time.

pls speed i need this, my grades kinda homeless

I need a 1.7% to pass. am i cooked

i finished with all A's!!!

I am a lot less cooked on my midterms than I thought I was lol
Will return at my end of year finals </3

GUYS PRAY FOR ME PLS I NEED A 98 TO GET A B

I passed 🥹

I GOT THIS I JUST NEED A 66.4% TO STAY AT UH B BUT TS CLASS IS SO HARD PRAY FOR ME

i ain't pray for these baguettes i pray for better days 🥀🪫

you know ur cooked when you pull up the grade calculator 😔🥀

how can i calculate what my grade is when theres 2 parts on the final that ive already completed?

Girl I got a 63.33% when i needed a 65.78%

Need 204% for an A i think its joever

Good luck on finals guys and I recommend leaving comments soon to lock in to maxwell- I mean maximize your grade 🪳💕

bro i think ima just reach for the officers service wepon atp

can we normalize failing ur final and becoming homeless and lowkey having no future

grades so low so you high key turn into scp wish I knew 😔

lowkirkenuinley need a 19% to pass am I abt to sell?

i got a 100 on my math final because of roger, 67.

kmskmskmskmskmmsskmsmksm

Im gonna kms

Thank you so much this is really helpful I got all my friends using it!

I think I failed.
"You will need to score at least 7401% on your final to get a 75% overall. Is that even possible to get?"

billy joy me toooo

good luck on finals yall :D

yea bro i need a 203% on the final to pass the class GGs😭😭

plz speed i need this, my grades are kinda homeless

Stop reading start studying

its so joever

LOCK in GNG we so close we got this fr. The September-December lock-in is coming to an end finish strong guys

kms

thank you for this!!

Thanks Roger I love you

lowkenuinely I hate my chem teacher. like brochacho doesn't even teach us I've learned more from ai than from him

he gone

jj mccarthy is mid

Never trust someone named Anakin Skywalker, or Sebulba

me again, im nervous for my final :(