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Anonymous
Tue, 17 Jun 2025 01:43:22 GMT
shoutout to the mfs still taking finals (i'm mfs)
bill joy
Sun, 15 Jun 2025 23:18:05 GMT
cooked.
Anonymous
Sun, 15 Jun 2025 17:32:56 GMT
Don't even need to take the exam to get a 90
Anonymous
Sat, 14 Jun 2025 12:54:12 GMT
IM ACTUALLY DONE FORRR 😭😭😭
Anonymous
Sat, 14 Jun 2025 00:37:34 GMT
bro i thought i was gonna end with a 90.. i missed my final and got a 70. safe to say i'm now at a whopping 73 😔
Anonymous
Fri, 13 Jun 2025 05:33:44 GMT
thank u final grade calculator I got an A in bio 🙏
saggy grandpa
Thu, 12 Jun 2025 20:11:10 GMT
feel better buck Johnson 😞 😢
I was cursed with that disease in my early 50s (when I was young)
I feel you bro
Anonymous
Wed, 11 Jun 2025 17:45:02 GMT
"I am going to get a beating"💀😭🫡
its wraps bru
ggs over
ILoveFood
Tue, 10 Jun 2025 18:44:28 GMT
I'm going to get a beating
Macy
Tue, 10 Jun 2025 14:16:20 GMT
Please make a version with letter grades!!
uncle grandpa
Tue, 10 Jun 2025 03:08:16 GMT
im so cooked for chemistry
Buck Johnson
Mon, 09 Jun 2025 21:06:20 GMT
I have jaundice.
Roger's Clone
Mon, 09 Jun 2025 19:51:50 GMT
I really hope I get a B in physics or else I'm cooked!
Anonymous
Sun, 08 Jun 2025 10:21:11 GMT
i hope i get sniped in the exam hall 😭🙏🙏🙏 im so cooked
Anonymous
Fri, 06 Jun 2025 07:00:33 GMT
Bro i'm so cooked 😭😭😭😭
Anonymous
Thu, 05 Jun 2025 02:06:36 GMT
Got a good score on all my finals, now only the easy finals are left (play(s)). Got through it.
JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN (READ JOHN 14:6)
Mon, 02 Jun 2025 11:44:22 GMT
“‘May the Lord bless you and keep you; may the Lord make his face shine on you and be gracious to you; may the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace.”’ - Numbers 6:24-26 💜 🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ is the living God, the Savior🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ died to take away our sins, was buried, resurrected from the dead, and ascended into Heaven🙌✝️Believe it, be saved🙌✝️ Jesus Christ bore the cross so we wouldn't be lost ✝️But those who reject the free gift of eternal life Jesus Christ offers will spend eternity separated from Him in the lake of fire. Believe in Lord Jesus, and you will be saved 💜 He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9) 🤍 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." - Revelation 20:15🔥Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, salvation is found nowhere else!! 💖JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY “salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved." 💖 JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU ❤️ YOU ARE PRECIOUS IN GOD'S EYES, AND WORTH MUCH MORE THAN YOUR FINAL GRADE ❤️
Anonymous
Sun, 01 Jun 2025 22:13:22 GMT
Good job randomdude on the straight A’s!
Lez Go
Sun, 01 Jun 2025 22:11:59 GMT
I just need a 64.7% on my final for an A. One less final to worry about. (Only need to grind for two now).
JJ
Thu, 29 May 2025 22:39:21 GMT
Lets go I need an 88 as my lowest grade on final to get straight a/-a. Sad thing is i need a 96 to move my phys. up to the next mark.
Anonymous
Thu, 29 May 2025 00:38:35 GMT
70900th comment!
Bill Joy
Wed, 28 May 2025 20:26:45 GMT
wheres Waldo he's dead chat gpt
GODLY GRADES
Wed, 28 May 2025 17:19:35 GMT
ALL 100% in my classes :l
just an uwu girl
Wed, 28 May 2025 00:24:32 GMT
Why, hello there Senpai! 😏 I-I-I didn't see you there. 🤭 Welcome to Sakura High! 💖
wheres Waldo he's dead
Tue, 27 May 2025 22:00:53 GMT
bill Joy chatgpt
Bill Joy
Tue, 27 May 2025 18:37:59 GMT
Alright, brace yourself—this one's extra cringy:
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems. 😬📖
Hope that didn't cause too much secondhand embarrassment! Want another? I can make them even worse.
im so cooked do i die or wjat no 4.0 for me this sem
randomdude
Tue, 27 May 2025 03:01:51 GMT
OMG OMG lez go
I got straight a’s!! I was so worried about my french 2 final (needed a 95% for an A), but I somehow got a 96%!!
Baba Yaga
Mon, 26 May 2025 22:33:19 GMT
What kind of invention would want to calculate the % that doesn't work on the finals?
Vanish
Mon, 26 May 2025 04:43:40 GMT
Ok, to get the grades I want, my highest final would be 85% and my lowest would be -2%, so this is doable.
wheres Waldo he's dead
Sat, 24 May 2025 15:06:03 GMT
HEY ME
WHAT DO U THINK ABT CHICKEN QUESADILLAS FOR LUNCH
Rancher
Fri, 23 May 2025 19:53:26 GMT
VIVA SHINE HILL
Ram (R6 attacking operator)
Fri, 23 May 2025 16:05:53 GMT
I quit, I'm about to just run up some Oregon or chalet.
me, confirming
Fri, 23 May 2025 15:05:02 GMT
Whispering to Mx. ratrit natree
YES, YOU ARE CORRECT. F STANDS FOR FANTASTIC!
ratrit natree
Fri, 23 May 2025 14:52:06 GMT
I have all zeros and all I need is a 1000% on all my finals I am a master Bater of the tests
I have all f's that means fantastic right
blobert bingler
Fri, 23 May 2025 14:49:16 GMT
bro I'm so unbelievably cooked (173% needed to pass) we chilling though, I already knew I was gonna fail, so this is just a product of being an f student, I need to invent now
ballarena cappuchina
Fri, 23 May 2025 14:48:40 GMT
I need a 178% to get to a passing D-. Chat, am I cooked?
Neil Young
Fri, 23 May 2025 14:34:42 GMT
Thank you Roger
Viva shine hill
me, talking
Fri, 23 May 2025 13:01:55 GMT
Telegraph to Mx. John Pork:
Are you SURE that you are the GREEN car from LIGHTNING MCQUEN? Your NAME is JOHN PORK. That is A PORK, NOT A CAR.
Telegraph to Mx. gooner:
Your ENGLISH is ACTUALLY VERY GOOD. Good JOB at being GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT.
88
Fri, 23 May 2025 04:23:41 GMT
i want to keep my grade rn. its a 77.. but all i have to do it get a 77% of the final!! WOOOOOOO
uhhh
Fri, 23 May 2025 04:22:28 GMT
What the heck is up with is comment section??
John Pork
Thu, 22 May 2025 20:44:10 GMT
kacchiigga im the green car from lightning mcquen rowwwwwwwrrwrwrwwwww
Bill Joy
Thu, 22 May 2025 16:29:14 GMT
hi guys I'm quitting comments now! bye!
I'm smart
Thu, 22 May 2025 15:00:26 GMT
You only need to score at least -9.99e+53% on your final to get a 0% overall. Maybe you can just draw a flower on the test or something.
wheres Waldo he's dead
Thu, 22 May 2025 14:58:47 GMT
BILL JOY WERE GONNA THUG IT OUT TOGETHER
Bexy
Thu, 22 May 2025 14:43:10 GMT
Couldn't sleep for two days over the grade of my final. Got a 100 bc of a very severe curve. Found out my teacher knew what are grades were since the day she administered the test but decided to wait to tell us....
JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN (READ JOHN 14:6)
Thu, 22 May 2025 10:30:43 GMT
“‘May the Lord bless you and keep you; may the Lord make his face shine on you and be gracious to you; may the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace.”’ - Numbers 6:24-26 💜 🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ is the living God, the Savior🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ died to take away our sins, was buried, resurrected from the dead, and ascended into Heaven🙌✝️Believe it, be saved🙌✝️ Jesus Christ bore the cross so we wouldn't be lost ✝️But those who reject the free gift of eternal life Jesus Christ offers will spend eternity separated from Him in the lake of fire. Believe in Lord Jesus, and you will be saved 💜 He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9) 🤍 💖JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY “salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved." 💖 JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU ❤️ YOU ARE PRECIOUS IN GOD'S EYES, AND WORTH MUCH MORE THAN YOUR FINAL GRADE ❤️
Bill Joy
Thu, 22 May 2025 02:32:06 GMT
lock in gang for finals thug it out we got this
gooner
Thu, 22 May 2025 01:36:47 GMT
hi
(sorry for my bad english)
Yelp Review
Thu, 22 May 2025 00:18:52 GMT
⭐☆☆☆☆
“Emotionally devastating. Highly accurate.”
Came here for hope. Left with a digital slap to the face and a breakdown in my school’s parking lot. Roger told me I need a 117% to pass and didn’t even say sorry. No sugarcoating, no encouragement—just raw, unfiltered math. This site doesn’t calculate your grade, it calculates your funeral. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who wants the truth... and a late-semester existential crisis.
rogerhub Fan
Thu, 22 May 2025 00:18:17 GMT
This site is amazing. I go in thinking I might have a shot at passing, and Roger casually tells me I need a 143% on the final. Love that. Nothing boosts morale like realizing I’d need divine intervention and extra credit from God himself. Thanks for the emotional damage, Roger.
wheres Waldo he's dead
Wed, 21 May 2025 22:59:16 GMT
what do u put on ur lava chicken to make it so delicious bill joy
e.g. Bill Joy
Wed, 21 May 2025 18:49:45 GMT
I AM SUCH A WINNER... btw... Lava chicken is a 10/10 would recommend
me, yelling softly
Wed, 21 May 2025 16:07:03 GMT
Letter to Mx. Sodium Hydroxide Acitate
HELLO, Sodium HYDROXIDE Acitate. Are you FORMED when ACETIC ACID reacts with SODIUM HYDROXIDE?
Letgter to Mx. e.g. Bill Joy
THANK you FOR TYPING SOMETHING HERE. I ENJOYED it.
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These comments were written by anonymous visitors. Roger’s comments are colored blue.
shoutout to the mfs still taking finals (i'm mfs)
cooked.
Don't even need to take the exam to get a 90
IM ACTUALLY DONE FORRR 😭😭😭
bro i thought i was gonna end with a 90.. i missed my final and got a 70. safe to say i'm now at a whopping 73 😔
thank u final grade calculator I got an A in bio 🙏
feel better buck Johnson 😞 😢
I was cursed with that disease in my early 50s (when I was young)
I feel you bro
"I am going to get a beating"💀😭🫡
its wraps bru
ggs over
I'm going to get a beating
Please make a version with letter grades!!
im so cooked for chemistry
I have jaundice.
I really hope I get a B in physics or else I'm cooked!
i hope i get sniped in the exam hall 😭🙏🙏🙏 im so cooked
Bro i'm so cooked 😭😭😭😭
Got a good score on all my finals, now only the easy finals are left (play(s)). Got through it.
“‘May the Lord bless you and keep you; may the Lord make his face shine on you and be gracious to you; may the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace.”’ - Numbers 6:24-26 💜 🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ is the living God, the Savior🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ died to take away our sins, was buried, resurrected from the dead, and ascended into Heaven🙌✝️Believe it, be saved🙌✝️ Jesus Christ bore the cross so we wouldn't be lost ✝️But those who reject the free gift of eternal life Jesus Christ offers will spend eternity separated from Him in the lake of fire. Believe in Lord Jesus, and you will be saved 💜 He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9) 🤍 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." - Revelation 20:15🔥Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, salvation is found nowhere else!! 💖JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY “salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved." 💖 JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU ❤️ YOU ARE PRECIOUS IN GOD'S EYES, AND WORTH MUCH MORE THAN YOUR FINAL GRADE ❤️
Good job randomdude on the straight A’s!
I just need a 64.7% on my final for an A. One less final to worry about. (Only need to grind for two now).
Lets go I need an 88 as my lowest grade on final to get straight a/-a. Sad thing is i need a 96 to move my phys. up to the next mark.
70900th comment!
wheres Waldo he's dead chat gpt
ALL 100% in my classes :l
Why, hello there Senpai! 😏 I-I-I didn't see you there. 🤭 Welcome to Sakura High! 💖
bill Joy chatgpt
Alright, brace yourself—this one's extra cringy:
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems. 😬📖
Hope that didn't cause too much secondhand embarrassment! Want another? I can make them even worse.
Johanson dentistry go check them out
Ay yo arch whats going on twin
bruj moment🥲
Mr.E needs to change my grade
*EATING Mx. johnny applesauce*
That WAS APPLE tasting. Not THAT GREAT.
Copyright © Roger Chen – All rights reserved
I am johnny applesauce.
im so cooked do i die or wjat no 4.0 for me this sem
OMG OMG lez go
I got straight a’s!! I was so worried about my french 2 final (needed a 95% for an A), but I somehow got a 96%!!
What kind of invention would want to calculate the % that doesn't work on the finals?
Ok, to get the grades I want, my highest final would be 85% and my lowest would be -2%, so this is doable.
HEY ME
WHAT DO U THINK ABT CHICKEN QUESADILLAS FOR LUNCH
VIVA SHINE HILL
I quit, I'm about to just run up some Oregon or chalet.
Whispering to Mx. ratrit natree
YES, YOU ARE CORRECT. F STANDS FOR FANTASTIC!
I have all zeros and all I need is a 1000% on all my finals I am a master Bater of the tests
I have all f's that means fantastic right
bro I'm so unbelievably cooked (173% needed to pass) we chilling though, I already knew I was gonna fail, so this is just a product of being an f student, I need to invent now
I need a 178% to get to a passing D-. Chat, am I cooked?
Thank you Roger
Viva shine hill
Telegraph to Mx. John Pork:
Are you SURE that you are the GREEN car from LIGHTNING MCQUEN? Your NAME is JOHN PORK. That is A PORK, NOT A CAR.
Telegraph to Mx. gooner:
Your ENGLISH is ACTUALLY VERY GOOD. Good JOB at being GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT.
i want to keep my grade rn. its a 77.. but all i have to do it get a 77% of the final!! WOOOOOOO
What the heck is up with is comment section??
kacchiigga im the green car from lightning mcquen rowwwwwwwrrwrwrwwwww
hi guys I'm quitting comments now! bye!
You only need to score at least -9.99e+53% on your final to get a 0% overall. Maybe you can just draw a flower on the test or something.
BILL JOY WERE GONNA THUG IT OUT TOGETHER
Couldn't sleep for two days over the grade of my final. Got a 100 bc of a very severe curve. Found out my teacher knew what are grades were since the day she administered the test but decided to wait to tell us....
“‘May the Lord bless you and keep you; may the Lord make his face shine on you and be gracious to you; may the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace.”’ - Numbers 6:24-26 💜 🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ is the living God, the Savior🙌✝️The Lord Jesus Christ died to take away our sins, was buried, resurrected from the dead, and ascended into Heaven🙌✝️Believe it, be saved🙌✝️ Jesus Christ bore the cross so we wouldn't be lost ✝️But those who reject the free gift of eternal life Jesus Christ offers will spend eternity separated from Him in the lake of fire. Believe in Lord Jesus, and you will be saved 💜 He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. (2 Peter 3:9) 🤍 💖JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY “salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to mankind by which we must be saved." 💖 JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU ❤️ YOU ARE PRECIOUS IN GOD'S EYES, AND WORTH MUCH MORE THAN YOUR FINAL GRADE ❤️
lock in gang for finals thug it out we got this
hi
(sorry for my bad english)
⭐☆☆☆☆
“Emotionally devastating. Highly accurate.”
Came here for hope. Left with a digital slap to the face and a breakdown in my school’s parking lot. Roger told me I need a 117% to pass and didn’t even say sorry. No sugarcoating, no encouragement—just raw, unfiltered math. This site doesn’t calculate your grade, it calculates your funeral. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who wants the truth... and a late-semester existential crisis.
This site is amazing. I go in thinking I might have a shot at passing, and Roger casually tells me I need a 143% on the final. Love that. Nothing boosts morale like realizing I’d need divine intervention and extra credit from God himself. Thanks for the emotional damage, Roger.
what do u put on ur lava chicken to make it so delicious bill joy
I AM SUCH A WINNER... btw... Lava chicken is a 10/10 would recommend
Letter to Mx. Sodium Hydroxide Acitate
HELLO, Sodium HYDROXIDE Acitate. Are you FORMED when ACETIC ACID reacts with SODIUM HYDROXIDE?
Letgter to Mx. e.g. Bill Joy
THANK you FOR TYPING SOMETHING HERE. I ENJOYED it.